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Old 09-11-2005, 05:08 PM   #1
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Chicken Sandwiches

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch.

They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!

This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.

He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"

She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."

Why?" he asked.

She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"

"Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken."

He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"

She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her. She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the neck and the gizzards!"
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disgusting but funny
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lmao!
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That was cute
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hahaha... hey dude.. I never told you this story how did you find out!?!?!... who told you? I'll kill 'em!!! :angryfire
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it was the little boy that told me about you Monte.
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it was the little boy that told me about you Monte.
You b*tch!!!

To quote 'Maude'

"God will get you for that, Wolf"
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Thank Goodness they didn't eat Tuna!!
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Hahahaha
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it was the little boy that told me about you Monte.
Colossal ownage!
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Colossal ownage!
You're an *** too for believing him!
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You're an *** too for believing him!
I am so owned by you that I have decided to write my congressman and to tell him that retroactive abortion needs to be supported.

I have also tried to get ahold of the esteemed Sen. Theodore Kennedy's office and reached some lady who kept screaming in a drunken stupor, "Give it to be man, give it to me you, ohh yesss, ohh yeesss ......" Then she requested my Credit Card number!
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^ you crack me up!
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I am so owned by you that I have decided to write my congressman and to tell him that retroactive abortion needs to be supported.

I have also tried to get ahold of the esteemed Sen. Theodore Kennedy's office and reached some lady who kept screaming in a drunken stupor, "Give it to be man, give it to me you, ohh yesss, ohh yeesss ......" Then she requested my Credit Card number!
Dude... your "senator".. was.. unbeknownst to you... Madonna's 'washed up ' 1-900 hotline #... How you would have it is beyond me ((desperate or something?)) but hey, whatever floats your boat man.. Madonna? ? That's just sad dude
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Thank Goodness they didn't eat Tuna!!
I bet she started eating it when she quit eating chicken
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lol awesome
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hehehehee statatory humor.
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