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Old 09-27-2005, 10:00 PM   #1
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An email my friend sent me: The Perfect Day For Him

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM

6:00 - Alarm

6:15 - Blowjob

6:30 - Massive dump while reading sports section of USA Today

6:40 - Breakfast, filet mignon and eggs, toast and coffee

7:00 - Limo arrives

7:45 - Stoli Bloody Mary en route to airport

8:15 - Private jet to Augusta, GA

9:30 - Limo to Augusta National Golf Club

9:45 - Front nine at Augusta (2 under)

11:45 - Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens

12:15 - Blowjob

12:30 - Back nine at Augusta (4 under)

14:15 - Limo back to airport (Bombay martini)

14:30 - Private jet, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas. (nap)

15:15 - Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female (topless) crew

16:30 - Land World record light tackle marlin (1249 lbs)

17:00 - Jet back and get massage and hand job en route by naked Kathy

Ireland.

18:45 - ****, shower and shave

19:00 - Watch CNN news flash: Clinton resigns-

19:30 - Dinner, lobster appetizers, Dom Perigon (1963) 20 oz. New York

steak

21:00 - Remy martini and Cuban Partagas cigar

21:30 - Sex with three women

23:00 - Massage and Jacuzzi

23:45 - Bed (alone)

23:50 - 12 second, 4 octave fart that causes the dog to leave the room

23:55 - Giggle yourself to sleep
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Re: An email my friend sent me: The Perfect Day For Him

hahahahaha
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THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM
Needs more booze...but other than that, not bad.
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hahaha, so true
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works for me
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I could go for that
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kinda early for the perfect day
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I'm with Mark.
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only 10 minutes allotted for a "massive dump"?
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