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Old 08-22-2003, 07:23 PM   #1
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Poetry.... Evin's evening

Okay, Rellik and his girlfriend are getting down to business doing the deed ,<you know...sex>. They decide to take a break and get something to drink, It was freezing in the house so they argue about who is to get the drinks.

After a while they decide to have a poetry contest. The winner could stay in the comfort of the blankets and the looser would have to bear the cold and get the refreshments. Rellik thinks for a while and comes up with:

"Two times two is four, plus five is nine. I can pee in yours, but you can't pee in mine"

Rellik's lady friend thinks for a minute then retorts:

"two times two is four, plus five is nine, I know the length of yours, but you will never know the depth of mine"

3 minutes later, Rellik returns with the drinks.....
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Re: Poetry.... Evin's evening

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Okay, Rellik and his girlfriend are getting down to business doing the deed ,<you know...sex
thanks for clearing that up, I wasn;t sure what you meant.
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