Poetry.... Evin's evening
Okay, Rellik and his girlfriend are getting down to business doing the deed ,<you know...sex>. They decide to take a break and get something to drink, It was freezing in the house so they argue about who is to get the drinks.
After a while they decide to have a poetry contest. The winner could stay in the comfort of the blankets and the looser would have to bear the cold and get the refreshments. Rellik thinks for a while and comes up with:
"Two times two is four, plus five is nine. I can pee in yours, but you can't pee in mine"
Rellik's lady friend thinks for a minute then retorts:
"two times two is four, plus five is nine, I know the length of yours, but you will never know the depth of mine"
3 minutes later, Rellik returns with the drinks.....
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