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Old 10-02-2005, 10:31 AM   #1
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*sigh* dumb sorority *****es.........i hope they never change

so i was in my biology class thursday and we got this new little system for answering questions in class.........allow me to explain...........we are assigned a number 1-96 (number of total people in class) and he'll pass out little remotes with numbers on them for small quizzes and the little remote has 1-10 and the corresponding letter on each number pad, so now when we have small quizzes in that class, we would find the remote with our number and use that to point at a reciever and the tests come up like a power point presentation......its pretty cool. after eveyone answers the question, it gives another slide with the percentage of people that said their answer. the number is important b/c the computer recieves all the answers for each remote and tells the professor which number gave which answers, so for example, i am number 48, if i get number 67, then all the answers i give will be either credited/deducted from the person who has remote number 67.

but anyway, onto the story:
i borrowed notes from a chick that was talking to me right outside of the class, so i sat next to her that day to finish copying the notes and three sorority chicks sat behind me and were conversing about typical sorority chick things, you know...."what are we doin this weekend with our sisters" "when is the next big event" "how many guys will drill me tonight".....those sorts. well towards the end of class, the professor passed out the remotes and suprisingly, the airheads knew to match up their numbers, i was impressed. but me being suprised and impressed was short lived. one asked:

-"how do we know what letter to press?" :wth
i turned around and said
-"well, look at number 1, see that letter A on that same button, thats how you know"
-her: "ooooh ok"
-me: "we arent in some evil parallel universe where 1=6 or A=E"
-her: ""

now, the first question is "are you here?" just to kinda test out the remotes........well the chart comes up after everyone answers and 98% were here and 2% answered that they werent here, just being smartasses. well the lovely young lady behind me says "hey not everyone is here, 2% are absent 2: i turn around and say "uhh, i think they are being smartasses, b/c in order to answer that question, they would have to be here." her response: "oh yeah "

so the professor is talking about some random rambling **** he tends to slip into and makes a comment about have 400-500 students he teaches total......well, my new friend behind me says "wow 500, thats like 1000" i then turn around again and say "not quite sweetie, see there is a 500 student difference between that and the number you think there is, and 500 is very noticeable.......so 500 is like..............500, no more, no less."


i think i'll sit there tuesday when i go back..........i figure since at least one is so dense i can say something like "hey did you know i was your bf?" she might belive me and make a comment like "omg! really!? thats awesome! lets go have sex!"
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hahaha people are dumb.
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they sound blonde too haha
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haha, that's great

you could persuade them to have teh mad s3ks with you y0

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haha, that's great

you could persuade them to have teh mad s3ks with you y0

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and, how did she get into college again?
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and, how did she get into college again?
maybe she sucked alotta cock :dunno:
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500!! thats like, 1000!
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Dude you so suck...we use those remotes too...but we have to buy our own. I've spent 70 bucks on remotes this semester.
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Dude you so suck...we use those remotes too...but we have to buy our own. I've spent 70 bucks on remotes this semester.

they were talking about using those in all the classes once that idea expands, but the professor was saying we just needed one for all classes

i'd be pissed if i hadda buy all those little things
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haha, she better be hot, or else she just totally sucks at life.. I have a story that's sort of funny.
my buddy was having a bon fire, and some girls were there from the 'city'... and we both live on farms. Anyway, he raises cattle, and it's dark out, and they're all sitting around the fire, and a "moooo".. she turns ,looks at him, and goes "omg, there are wolves out here". It almost hurts to think about how dumb you'd have to be... but yeah.
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