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Old 10-05-2005, 06:53 PM   #1
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Moral of the Story

Dont know if this has been posted but a buddy of mine emailed me this and i thought it was funny.

"My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me.

My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. "
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Re: Moral of the Story

lmao
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haha nice

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Re: Moral of the Story

That is as old as Corey..


However - I read it beginning to end every time!


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haha nice

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Re: Moral of the Story

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good moral

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haha awesome story.. but wouldnt the heat in the car cause the condoms to be destroyed?
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no worse than all those 'cool' middle schoolers who keep them in their wallet. 2:
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haha awesome story.. but wouldnt the heat in the car cause the condoms to be destroyed?
only if they're in direct sunlight. glovebox or trunk would be ok
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no worse than all those 'cool' middle schoolers who keep them in their wallet. 2:
lmao just saw that like a week ago pathetic, kid was like 12
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holy crap that's funny **** lol
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lmao just saw that like a week ago pathetic, kid was like 12
Hitting on young boys again are we?
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