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Old 10-18-2005, 09:43 PM   #1
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death psychic

check this out http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/
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Scott: While scarfing down lunch, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death.

Scott w/ last name: While on a camping trip, you become trapped in an outhouse for days. To avoid starvation, you eat some of the waste matter floating in the toilet water. You become violently ill and die shortly thereafter.

Screen Name: While vacationing in Spain, you are goared by an escaped bull. You die from massive internal hemorrhage.
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Re: death psychic

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your face is skinned using steel wool and subsequently doused with bleach. While you're still alive, your face is then doused with ammonia. The bleach and ammonia chemically react and melt the remaining flesh from your skull.

A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane.

A doctor reuses a dirty needle during your visit, and you contract Hepatitis C. You die from complications of liver failure.

While playing around with a friend's gun, you inadvertently shoot yourself in the head. You die instantly.
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Re: death psychic

"As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rubber innertube is stuffed into your mouth and fully inflated, causing your head to explode."

"Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by sitting in your running car with the garage door closed." - weaksauce. painless, but too long. if im gonna go out, itll be quick and painless, and include fire.

then being bored i put in "penis" as the name
it said - "heh... you said penis..."
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Re: death psychic

Faulty electrical wiring in your home causes a fire, and you burn to death, unable to escape.
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Re: death psychic

First Name-- While walking near a construction site, an open box of nails is dropped from several hundred feet above your head. You are impaled by hundreds of rapidly-falling nails, turning you into a human sieve.

First and Last--While in a public restroom, you slip on a wet floor and crack your skull open on the edge of a toilet. Your lifeless body isn't noticed for several days.

Crackhead--While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth.

Marijuana--You are fatally impaled by a confederate bayonet while attending a Civil War reenactment.

WTF, whats messed up is that I actually have been in a movie theater when a man went crazy, but it was with a knife and he killed himself. Happened about 2 years ago and I'll never forget it.
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Re: death psychic

After suffering with a severe headache for days, the aneurysm in your brain bursts, killing you instantly.
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After suffering with a severe headache for days, the aneurysm in your brain bursts, killing you instantly.
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Re: death psychic

After you rudely push your way through a crowded line at the zoo, a large, angry man picks you up and throws you over a guardrail into the bear pit. Being only minutes before feeding time, you are quickly devoured by the hungry beasts.

While attempting to climb a barbed wire fence, you lose your grip and fall, slicing your neck in several areas. You bleed to death slowly.
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Re: death psychic

You die of a massive heart attack during extremely wild sex, only seconds before orgasm.

I think I win...
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Re: death psychic

^that would suck


"You are caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a putter."

i don't cheat at mini golf...ever...i swear!...
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Re: death psychic

"Depressed with life in general, you blow your brains out with a shotgun."

Now that gets right to the point...no chance of goofing that one up.
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