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Old 10-25-2005, 04:45 AM   #1
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Post your favorite quotes!

I dunno, it's 540 am, insomnia hgas struck. I'm making a post, I know it never happens.

Anyone have a quote that they like and remember it easily. I am slightly drunk.


"When fishing, forgetting to bring the beer is just as bad as wearing a tubetop to a funeral." - My dad

"If your not countersteering...your not driving." - Unknown

"Don't rent a car you can't drive faster than 100." Me
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"Damnit i'm one fine mother****er....i should be in MOVIES!" ~my roommate lol

(while standing outside of my dorm at rutgers which is in new jersey) "Is it cold in jersey?" ~my friend who was really high at the time


and my favorite:

"Damnit u people understand every language except english. Yo quiero pancakes. Domme moi pancakes. CLICK CLICK BLOODY CLICK PANCAKES!" ~Stewie
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"speed kills, buy an import and live forever."
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i also like this one: http://myspace-677.vo.llnwd.net/0000.../6748677_l.jpg
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One of my personals..

"Ugly cars dont go fast"
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see my signature (while thinking about the U.N.)
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Old 10-25-2005, 01:11 PM   #7
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"Life is like a d!ck, When it's hard, you get F%$#ed,
When it's soft, you just can't beat it" - Me
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Hahahahah I like that one ComputerGuy.
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"hehehehehe, big meet."
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These are all from one night, where my friend, [Drunk Guy], got a little too ****faced, and another of my friends was talking to him. The names have been changed to protect the illegally intoxicated. All the Rita stuff is about the hurricane, this was all the w/e that it hit, and I turned on the TV once we got back to my apartment, and it was on the news.
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Whoís got elbows?

Donít make me do the slap slappity slap slap thing on the slap.

Look at the beautiful side of new york bagel.

My dad used to pour the belt out of his pants when he spanked me, but I farted.

You guys gotta stop drankin that punch punch.

VCR stands for Video Controlling Rita.

Allison is in Galveston. And somehow lost his sanity cuz she had to mop all the time.

Andrew, what about the pickle on your neck? Wear a condom.

Georgiaís purple on the map though. Alabamaís yellow. Thatís all the pilots need to know.

Look her up on the facebook. Sheís spears single.

Iím friends with her, we had facebook speech public stuff with her.

You donít pledge of allegiance to your brothers.

James shouldnít eaten ham.

Rita is like Deon Sanders. She covers everything and water covers two thirds of the Earth.

Friend: I couldnít get ****faced if I wanted to tonight
Drunk Guy: Who poopooed on your face? Iíd kick somebody in my nuts if they poo pooed on my face. My nuts are under my chin.

Friend: you want a sprite coke or mountain dew?
Drunk Guy: Iíll take a beer. A milkerís light.

[Friend], stop pulling your beer on my crotch.

Friend: [Drunk Guy]'s straight passed out.
Drunk Guy: *points finger at [friend]* Methane.
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"Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat... eventually someone will come along and piss you off"
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on a scale of 1 to awesome: that is wicked-dope. -Strongbad
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"what other people say about me is none of my business"

"overcome anger by not growing angry, over come evil with good, over come a liar with truth"

"if you judge people, you have no time to love them"

"be kind for eveyone you meet is because they are fighting a harder battle"

"confidence, like art, never comes from knowing all the answers; but from being open to all the questions"

"no one can make you feel inferior without your consent"

"wise men speak because they have something to say. fools speak because they have to say something"
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see my signature (while thinking about the U.N.)
its cool, but who is albert einsteinIT?

mine is
"id rather die doing something, than live doing nothing"
or
"id rather spend more and get peace of mind,
than spend less and get piece of ****" - true, especially with dsm's.
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"What we do in life, echoes in eternity" - Gladiator.
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Uh.....where do you want me to start.

"I have fluffy blue handcuffs"
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Life is a journey that we all take down a road
as we take this journey the road must cross
rivers of adversity

As we reach a river of adversity
we all must build a bridge to continue
we use bricks of courage, and faith
and the mortar to hold these bricks are made from love

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"What we do in life, echoes in eternity" - Gladiator.
ah thats on a techno song i liked, but i could never remember where it came from.
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"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
- Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)

"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg."
- Bjarne Stroustrup

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Heh I like the last. My friend Morgan would appreciate that.
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" if you're a nut then i must be a screw "
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If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are? - Calvin and Hobbes

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson (Creator of Calvin and Hobbes)

I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming. - Mitch
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Uh.....where do you want me to start.

"I have fluffy blue handcuffs"

oh man, i just about fell over when i read that
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