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Old 10-28-2005, 11:58 AM   #1
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Chicken Joke

this might take a little thinking to get this joke, but it's pretty funny:

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning*
against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on
its face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and*
says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question".
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lol.. i got it.. its a good one
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hahahhahahahaha....

double eww.
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haha thats creative.
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Hahaha
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it's hilarious, I've heard it before.
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heard it back in the day. still worth a chuckle though
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thats good
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^you laugh biter
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hahahaha another funny one
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How do you bang an egg.
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^ chickens lay eggs, so therefore it has a double meaning " the chicken laid an egg "
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How do you bang an egg.
first you gotta crack that hard outer shell.

Inside it's all good.
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Like warm apple pie?
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Like warm apple pie?
mcdonalds or home made?
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more like a caramel apple empanada from taco bell, but not quite as sticky.
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[homer]MmmMM empanada.[/homer]
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hahaha.....rofl
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