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Old 12-05-2005, 02:01 AM   #1
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"Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells, but naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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Re: The buffalo theory

haha i heard that before. makes sense to me!
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Re: The buffalo theory

I bet the writers of the show were hard core alcoholics to come up with that logic lol
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I bet the writers of the show were hard core alcoholics to come up with that logic lol
only hard-core alchies would base a show around a bar. but cheers kicks *** anyways, the ted danson and kristie alley were a great combo, and cliff claven and norm, woody and carla(the waitress chick) made for some good laughs. i still watch it if its on on nick at nite.
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Old 12-05-2005, 01:58 PM   #5
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Re: The buffalo theory

Perfect.
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those are wise words, very nice
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I concur
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Gotta agree with those words of wisdom
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haha nice
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