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Old 12-13-2005, 05:28 PM   #1
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haha this is funny

((((RING))))

**Pick Up**

"Hello?"

"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank"

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Frank"


"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"

Brief Pause "Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do. Put the phone
down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to
Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"

"Okay Daddy, just a minute"

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone "I did it Daddy"


"And what happened honey?" he asked

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
around screaming. Then she tripped over the! rug, hit her head on the
dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he
jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he
didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it, he hit the
bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"


***Long Pause***




***Longer Pause***



Then Daddy says . . .




Swimming pool??


...Is this 555-7039??????"

No

Click.........
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Re: haha this is funny

Haha nice
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Re: haha this is funny

thats just as good as

A son walks into his parents room late at night and see's his mother ontop of his father.He quickly runs away after seeing this and the mother catches him in the hallway.
Son: what were you and daddy doing ?
Mother: Well you see, daddy has a big belly and sometimes i have to get ontop of it to flatten it out.
Son: Its no use because when your at work the lady next door comes over and blows it back up.
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^^haha i've read that one before
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i heard one similar to that but it was a maid who answered the phone and shot them both.
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lol good one mike, ive heard it befor, but it makes me laughe everytime!
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lol good stuff
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pretty funny
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