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Old 12-15-2005, 08:20 PM   #1
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Joke of the Day

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the
United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street
and says, Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and
giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!"

But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you
for having such a beautiful country here in America!"

The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and
the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful America!"

That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not an
American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are
you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!"

So he is puzzled, and
asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady
looks at her watch, shrugs,and says...

"Probably at work!"
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When asked if the Supreme Court Justice nominee replies to questions about Roe v. Wade were aligned with his policies, President Bush replied, "I don't care how they get out of New Orleans."
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When asked if the Supreme Court Justice nominee replies to questions about Roe v. Wade were aligned with his policies, President Bush replied, "I don't care how they get out of New Orleans."
That's the funniest thing I've read in a long, long time.
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A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the
United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street
and says, Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and
giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!"

But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you
for having such a beautiful country here in America!"

The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and
the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful America!"

That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not an
American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are
you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!"

So he is puzzled, and
asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady
looks at her watch, shrugs,and says...

"Probably at work!"
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Oh, that's right.. Your one of those import CAN's.
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Oh, that's right.. Your one of those import CAN's.
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