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Old 12-19-2005, 10:36 AM   #1
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HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost
instantly removed.

2. Are you clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the girl friend about lifting the toilet seat by simply
using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: just cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
forget about the toothache.
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Re: HOME REMEDIES

#7 : speaking of that... damn I had 2 fillings today.. top right and bottom left corners of my mouth.. my whole mouth was friggen numb for 3 hours.. now my whole mouth aches.. gah
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#7 : speaking of that... damn I had 2 fillings today.. top right and bottom left corners of my mouth.. my whole mouth was friggen numb for 3 hours.. now my whole mouth aches.. gah
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