Have you guys heard of Joe The-Finga-Blinga-Blow?
Apparently he lives on Millionare Ave, in the city of BillionsofBillionsofCities Groove. He wanted to trade in his Ferrari for a GTO, but when he went to the Pontiac site, they didnt have a selection for Ferraris so he just put down he'd trade in his Mercedes with 1 mile put onto it. The site wanted the car to have 5k-200k miles, so he put 5k1 on it and got himself a credit application on his new email address Joethefingablingablowgotthisemailfro...thejoeblow.com
It's all really true.
I'd post a link, but no one has reported it yet.