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Old 02-01-2006, 04:33 PM   #1
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Favorite movie one liners

Post up your Favorite ONE LINERS. List the movie and the charecter, but most importantly the movie.

I could go on forever, but I will just post a few to begin with:

"He gave me his c c c c, he gave me his ccc cc, ah ****, he gave me this... ****... ***!"
-Doc (aka *******), Boondock Saints

"Worth killing for, worth dying for, worth going to hell for"
-Marv, Sin City

"Thats gotta tug on the ole short and curlies"
-Agent Sans, Once Upon A Time In Mexico
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"I love lamp"

"I ate a red candle"
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damnit u already posted anchorman quotes!!

okay heres mine:

"i'm kind of a big deal. I have many leatherbound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogony."
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Re: Favorite movie one liners

"two four six eight who do we appreciate? rams, rams, yea yea yea"
-if anybody knows what this is from, you get 12 cookies

there are so many..i'll have to think
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CRICKET?? You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!
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Re: Favorite movie one liners

Maybe I should have made known the rules. I was hoping you guys could see from my example how to do it. List the movie and the charecter, but most importantly the movie.
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CRICKET?? You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!

TMNT 2!!
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People in glass houses sink sh... sh.. sh... ships.

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TMNT 2!!
and the cricket/crumpet line is from TMNT, not TMNT 2.
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and the cricket/crumpet line is from TMNT, not TMNT 2.
Yup, you are correct. I fudged the bucket.
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You go...We go"
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"They felt like bags of sand"

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"Give me some of your Tots!" "No! Go get your own!"

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Maybe I should have made known the rules. I was hoping you guys could see from my example how to do it. List the movie and the charecter, but most importantly the movie.
well, anyone that doesn't know mine is retarded
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"just when I thought you couldnt be any dumber you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself." - Dumb and Dumber

"I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast" - Happy Gilmore

"Do the chickens have large talens?" - Napolean
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well, anyone that doesn't know mine is retarded
Well I am not totally sure, but I am guessing Air Force One
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"It is only after you've lose everything, that you're free to do anything."

"I am jacks complete lack of suprise"

"This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time"

"Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the *** or the crotch? "

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"So you're telling me there's a chance!" Dumb and Dumber
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"You're putting the ***** on a pedestal." - 40 Year Old Virgin
"Now c'mon, man, don't be a negro. Be my ******." - 40 Year Old Virgin
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waaay too many to list. lets see.

"license and registration, chicken ****er!"

"i want a liter of cola!"

"it is not a tumah!"
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"You are a smelly pirate hooker!" -ron burgandy

"How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?"

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"Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile." -uncle rico
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"It is only after you've lose everything, that you're free to do anything."

"I am jacks complete lack of suprise"

"This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time"

"Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the *** or the crotch? "

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"How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?"
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"Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy **** on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?"
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"You know how I know you're gay? Your dick tastes like ****."
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"I'm your huckleberry"

"Why Ike, whatever do you mean?"

"Maybe Poker's not your game Ike,, I know,, let's have a spelling contest"
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"oooh oh oh oh YES!! YES!! **** me harder baby!!"
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but seriously though, they're in the sig
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"****'ll buff out"
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"I like tater tots" Clinton Eastwood in Cool Running.
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