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Old 09-16-2003, 01:07 AM   #1
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The Body

Who's in charge?

"I should be in charge" said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge, " said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge" said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge, "said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the body parts laughed at the rectum, so he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectumshould be the boss.
The Moral of the story?






The ####### is usually in charge!!!!
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I want to be an #######
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I was waiting wo see which idiot would get to that one first... congrats Nate... you're the winner
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Did you just confirm it?
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well, he called us all idiots so I would say so
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Dont make me be an #######
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to late! haha, j/p I love you so much Rellik!! Marry me!
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to late! haha, j/p I love you so much Rellik!! Marry me!
I told you not to do it Jim.
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to late! haha, j/p I love you so much Rellik!! Marry me!
I told you not to do it Jim.
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I was waiting wo see which idiot would get to that one first... congrats Nate... you're the winner
WOO HOO what do I get?
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when do I get it??? what kind is it? I only like soft choc. chip, russian tea cakes, or OREO!
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I'll give you a cow patty... I'll even fed ex it to you!
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wned: :thumbsup: hahaha, yeah that's a good one..........
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mmm, fed exed cow patties
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some prize, there are plenty of those around here, jeez
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some prize, there are plenty of those around here, jeez
probably got some stuck in your dualer M/T's
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