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Old 09-17-2003, 03:09 PM   #1
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A Blonde and her Lexus

A blonde bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

The blonde drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said,"Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid them.

"A$$HOLES!" she yelled.......













Then the French National Anthem, sung by the Dixie Chicks, began to play.
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I want one of those installed in my Stang!! So when I whistle at a passing beautiful woman... the sone "Baby Got Back" will come on
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I want one of those installed in my Stang!! So when I whistle at a passing beautiful woman... the sone "Baby Got Back" will come on
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You damn kids... you dont know any of the classics!!!
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Drop top ford with tha roof wide open my partners lookin at me to see if my eyes be open cause I been drinkin and I been smokin flyin down 285 but they be open

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that is great :thumbsup:
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Rollin in my 5.0 with my ragtop down so my hair can blow
girlies don't stand by, waitin just to say hi "didya stop" no I just drove by
kept on persuin to the next stop, I bust a left and I'm headin to the next block
the block was dead yo so I continued to A1A Destroyed(no clue what they say) Avinue
Girls were hot wearin less than bikinis
Rockmen Lovers drivin lamborghuinis(sp?)
Jealous cause out gettin mine, Shade with the gauge and vanilla with a nine.

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lol, get a life....
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je deteste les francais et la france, mais c'est possible que je vais aller en europe pour la vacance de praintemps
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je deteste les francais et la france, mais c'est possible que je vais aller en europe pour la vacance de praintemps
je n'aime pas le classe de francaise et je deteste ma prof, elle est un abruti.
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je deteste les francais et la france, mais c'est possible que je vais aller en europe pour la vacance de praintemps
je n'aime pas le classe de francaise et je deteste ma prof, elle est un abruti.
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je deteste les francais et la france, mais c'est possible que je vais aller en europe pour la vacance de praintemps
je n'aime pas le classe de francaise et je deteste ma prof, elle est un abruti.
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what?
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je deteste les francais et la france, mais c'est possible que je vais aller en europe pour la vacance de praintemps
je n'aime pas le classe de francaise et je deteste ma prof, elle est un abruti.
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damn you know what guys?

I took two years of french and cant understand a damn word you just said

well both years I made a 65 in both classes
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lol, my french teacher passed me just so she wouldnt have to put up with me for another year
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je deteste les francais et la france, mais c'est possible que je vais aller en europe pour la vacance de praintemps
je n'aime pas le classe de francaise et je deteste ma prof, elle est un abruti.
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what?
You put in French, so I put in Korean
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of, I just got 3 rectangles
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Stop talking all that stupid pansey frog language!
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pourquoi est-ce que tu deteste la langue de francais?
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pourquoi est-ce que tu deteste la langue de francais?


Stop it your making my head hurt

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pourquoi est-ce que tu deteste la langue de francais?
Why don't I like it, cause I don't like the french and they don't like me.

HA never had a day of french in my life, how do you like them apples???
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www.freetranslation.com ??

hey, dont worry about it. ive taken french for about 5-6 years now and i still hate it. it was required in high school, then more was required in college, so ive been taking it for a while. i think ive gotten fairly decent though. this is my last semester of it, and i know ill prolly forget it all come december after finals though

guess ill just have to find the money to goto france for a refresher

its kinda fun knowing a foreign language. im not very good at them, but at least if you try to speak their language, they give you a lot more respect and will help you more often then "nob you off"
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Nah, I took spanish and the words are similar, plus detsest sorta gave it away anyway
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wow speaking of all this translation stuff, a girl asked me what manicotti was in french today.
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