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Old 04-05-2006, 06:56 PM   #1
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the official "pick-up line" thread

either your best or worst... or just plain funny ones:

"I'm going to be honest, I wanna be on you" - my friend Eddie in Florida

"Got a little Captain in ya'?"
"no"
"would you like to?" - me, while wearing a captain's hat in Florida... and drinking rum and coke

I have to remember more of the lines he used the night we got him stupid on Jaeger and Captain Morgan... his two biggest weaknesses for alcohol.
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread

"Can I get your aim screen name" - Beaner
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"Can I get your aim screen name" - Beaner
you know how I know you're gay?



cause you're all over me recently.
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread

"How old are you?"
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"How old are you?"
So you do ask?
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you know how I know you're gay?



cause you're all over me recently.
You know hwo I know you're gay?




You have eggs in your sig, and more than one at that.
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread

"you'll do" - my friend Ed again in Florida

"am I appealing yet, or do you want to finish my drink?" - Ed

*slaps girl's **** "hey baby, nice ***" - Ed... all in Florida, same night
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You know hwo I know you're gay?




You have eggs in your sig, and more than one at that.
you know how I know you're gay?

you have a hamster in your display pic, and spell out "hamsta".
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you know how I know you're gay?

you have a hamster in your display pic, and spell out "hamsta".
You know how I know you're gay?

You keep trying to prove I'm gay with Eggs still in your sig.
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You know how I know you're gay?

You keep trying to prove I'm gay with Eggs still in your sig.
you know how I know you're gay?

you keep trying to prove I'm gay, so you can have massive gay sex with me... plus, you have the gay sig quote
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you know how I know you're gay?

you keep trying to prove I'm gay, so you can have massive gay sex with me... plus, you have the gay sig quote
You know how I know you're gay?

You are taking a break yet you are defending your sexuality.
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You know how I know you're gay?

You are taking a break yet you are defending your sexuality.
you know how I know you're gay?

you automatically associate taking a break with "not dating" or "not fooling around"... also, you don't associate fooling around with females.




(the taking a break thing is from being retarded, and just posting random ****... remember the arguments of yester-year)
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you know how I know you're gay?

you automatically associate taking a break with "not dating" or "not fooling around"... also, you don't associate fooling around with females.




(the taking a break thing is from being retarded, and just posting random ****... remember the arguments of yester-year)
You know how I know you're gay?

Cause you got eggs in your sig.
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I think we all know who is gay now
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I think we all know who is gay now
im straighter then a pencil!
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you know how I know you're gay?

you have a hamster in your display pic, and spell out "hamsta".
hey now leave the hampsters out of this, hampsters are cooler than you


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I think we all know who is gay now
who?

I love Brent?
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who?

I love Brent?

we have a winner!
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you know how I know you're gay?

you abused your administrator status to make it seem like I "loved" you... sperm burping *** tard
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you know how I know you're gay?

you abused your administrator status to make it seem like I "loved" you... sperm burping *** tard
You know how I know you are gay?

You had I love Brent in your post
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You know how I know you are gay?

You had I love Brent in your post
actually, it's "I love Brent?"... you didn't even change it right.
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:dunno: I guess you aren't sure? Maybe there is hope
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:dunno: I guess you aren't sure? Maybe there is hope
my kind prefers to be called bicurious
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hmmm alrighty then
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God I hope you realize that was a joke
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God I hope you realize that was a joke
You know how I know you are gay?


That wasn't a joke.
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