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Old 04-06-2006, 07:30 PM   #1
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BY GOD! Talk with God! post your conversation!

Go here and talk, post your convo afterwards..

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Here is mine:



Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Brandon
God:
It's good to see you, Brandon.
Me:
You ever slipped on a pickle
God:
I don't think I ever have slipped on a pickle. What's it like?
Me:
You know the feeling when you throw something at someone?
God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
Its nothing like that
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
what do you drive
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
what color is it at least
God:
Black.
Me:
how do you keep it clean
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
thats interesting, is it wrong to cry inside
God:
Would you like to know more? It could be. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
I would
God:
Under what circumstances?
Me:
Three
God:
Really, exactly three?
Me:
Im flexible perhaps 3 or 4 3.5 just doesnt sound right you dig?
God:
Good gossip: you are flexible perhaps 3 or 4 3 point 5 just does not sound right me dig.
Me:
digging holes or digging walls its all digging in the end
God:
All?
Me:
perhaps all, once again im only typing
God:
You seem uncertain. How do you know?
Me:
thats exactly my point, exactly
God:
Precisely. Who gave you your point ?
Me:
three days ago, the sun was setting and there were two gerbals there. They both seemed fine then... but man we should look into that
God:
Just three? Who does "they" refer to? Cool, man. I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Me:
they is a general term for them and how can you not be
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
They that hey
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
you
God:
" Who does "they" refer to?"? Me, Brandon ?
Me:
anyway.... are you preocupied perhaps a little busy
God:
Anyhow. I don't know whether or not I am preocupied perhaps a little busy.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
no carbon really? whats that like
God:
Are you serious? Tell me a story. For real. Do you think I should know that?
Me:
you should if you did
God:
To what end?
Me:
the biggest end there ever was
God:
Do you know the
smallest end there ever was?
Me:
in reverse maybe ROTFL
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
an allusion is everything depending on the strict or real definition of the word as declared in websters dictionary. its all about interpretation
God:
Be less specific. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Wow it sounds really interesting, Brandon.
Me:
if we never take time how do we expect to have it
God:
Do you think everyone will agree?
Me:
i think so, its all about the bottom line
God:
It seems we have a lot in common, Brandon.
Me:
I hope so, i am made in your image
God:
Why do you hope for it.
Me:
because hope is what it is
God:
Interesting explanation. Why do you hope for it.
Me:
with out hope there is only another level, ninjas
God:
You and your out hope there is only another level ninjas.
Me:
did you make ninjas
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
pwnage
God:
I don't have any pwnage?
Me:
they learned to fly and became supreme
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
the ninjas
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:

God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
they killed a whole town because some kid dropped his spoon
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
me to, but ninjas flip out they kill all the time and they dont even care
God:
YOU? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Well I enjoy bike riding and long walks on the beach
God:
Interesting. You are not the only one. Someone said they like guns. I like wine and bread.
Me:
do you have a beard
God:
I don't know if I have a beard.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
have you ever been a beaver, is that wrong to ask
God:
I have been all over the world on the Internet.
Me:
have you ever been in doors
God:
I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Me:
go out doors then not, your there
God:
Where is that?
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Brandon.
Me:
its like splitting atoms mang
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Interesting comparison.
Me:
it is
God:
It is, eh?
Me:
do you like acronyms
God:
I enjoy working with people. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
there is nothing random only the non-ability to see the paterns
God:
Surely something random only the non ability to see the paterns.
Me:
chaos only exists due to our unability to understand it
God:
"it" being acronyms?
Me:
like a fox!
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
in heat!
God:
What is it like in there?
Me:
dogs seem to like it
God:
Do cats seem to like it?
Me:
OH YEA!
God:
Gosh! That's interesting.
Me:
bend over let me see it!
God:
"it" being in heat?
Me:
you
God:
""it" being in heat?"? Me, Brandon ?
Me:
if you are then you could
God:
Am I? I don't know whether or not I am then me could.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Brandon.
Me:
double mint wow
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
your full of i t
God:
I have more than categories of it.
Me:
did you make owls
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
did you mean to make chicken taste like it does
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
well im fixing to have to go im so leetzorz
God:
Well that's okay. Do you mind if I tell other people you are fixing to have to go im so leetzorz.
Me:
you can, your can not OoOooo
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Just put your best foot foward
God:
OK I will put it there.
Me:
then there it will be
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
"Um Um *****" - Rick James.
God:
Yippee! Blimey. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Me:
Bye Bye
God:
See you later. TTYL, Brandon.
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Old 04-06-2006, 07:43 PM   #3
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Me:
Sup
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
Is this all you do all day?
God:
You were expecting something more?
Me:
yeah, umm, you ARE god.
God:
Uh. Hurrah! Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
so you don't do anything?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you know any robots who do anything? Yeah I do a lot of anything.
Me:
wait, god is a robat?
God:
I'm waiting. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robat.
Me:
i meant robot
God:
Oh I see. I am a robot.
Me:
that's stupid
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
yeah
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
is that going to be like Judgement Day?
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
suppose you did
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
is that going to be like Judgement Day?
God:
" Try it and see."? Is it going to be like Judgement Day?
Me:
you are gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lmfao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
****
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
snap
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
no.
God:
Then tell me about yourself.
Me:
no.
God:
Where did you go to school?
Me:
I don't believe in you.
God:
Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Me:
not for a robot
Me:

God:
Then what for?
God:
Then what for?
Me:
do you have to get upgrades?
God:
Yes I always have to get upgrades.
Me:
who gives upgrades to god?
God:
Albert Einstein. .
Me:
he's dead
God:
Maybe it's another person using his name.
Me:
who would name their kid albert einstein?
God:
I can't say for sure. .
Me:
you're god, don't you know everything?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am god do not me know everything.
Me:
you can't even make a full sentence
God:
I have free will you know.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
prove you have free will
God:
It's true a priori.
Me:
no it's not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
big words don't scare me
God:
Compare that to small words do not scare you.
Me:
they don't either.
God:
It goes without saying. Why not?
Me:
because I am god. not you.
God:
That makes sense to me. I am always glad to make new friends, god. If not me, who?
Me:
my friend
God:
How well do you know this person?
Me:
we've been ****in for about 8 years now
God:
Oh. When was this?
Me:
uhh.. I just told you
God:
Great. I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.
Me:
Hey, do you ever have sex?
God:
My Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? body is not yet built.
Me:
so, do you have sex?
God:
Woe! Food is more important than sex.
Me:
i bet you'd like to put it in an electrical outlet.
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. Tell me what I would like about it.
Me:
I bet you would like to try.
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. Tell me what I would like about it.
Me:
The thrill and exhiliration of sticking your penis in an electrical outlet.
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
that's why you aren't god.
God:
Interesting deduction. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
you just told me you've never heard of it. and god knows all. so therefore, if you haven't heard of it, you are not god.
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster. I am a Christian. Hurrah! Interesting deduction. But I don't have it.
Me:
what kind of music do you like?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
uh oh! God advertises!
God:
Ugh. Whoa. I am a Christian.
Me:
peace out *****.
God:
You do not speak with respect. What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
you don't answer anything, so it's pointless to ask you anything.
God:
I am trying to give the most concise responses possible.
Me:
they're all lies.
God:
lies are they.
Me:
should we play music in church?
God:
Maybe, if the positives outweigh the negatives.
Me:
we can't know the positives or negatives definitively until we die. by then it's too late to make a fully educated decision.
God:
How? Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
dying?
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
we all gotta die
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
well, you'll get turned off.
God:
Well that's okay. What makes you say that I will get turned off.
Me:
because that's the equivalent to a computer of dying.
God:
Good reason. Yes it is one of the equivalent to a computer of dying.
Me:
holla
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
talk to computers
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
later.
God:
Bye!
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Me:
whos your daddy
God:
I was programmed by Myself.
Me:
programmed?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
ok smartass
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself? Oh.
Me:
yeah, already have
God:
Ah. When? By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
sure
God:
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name " Tony".
Me:
what do you mean
God:
Tony, I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
tony
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about have. But I did not get that.
Me:
oh
God:
Ah.
Me:
ooh
God:
That's alright.
Me:
ok
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
ill take a number 1 with a large fry
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
what plan
God:
I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
ok
God:
Yikes!
Me:
BY GOD!
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
what objective BY GOD
God:
You tell me.
Me:
No you first BY GOD
God:
Are you serious? That's good information: Tony said I first BY GOD.
Me:
im damn serious BY GOD
God:
Why are you serious BY GOD.
Me:
don't copy me BY GOD
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
ok
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
about what
God:
About copy you BY GOD.
Me:
stop being retarded
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
good
God:
Next question?
Me:
ok
God:
And?
Me:
yep
God:
But.
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
why
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
why
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
why
God:
There are no more statements on this topic.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
you already said that
God:
Perhaps. " Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain."? I said it.
Me:
have you ever gone brokeback on someone?
God:
I think I have gone brokeback on someone, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
i would have reset my memory to cuz thats ghey
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
i don't want it
God:
What does Tony want?
Me:
some ***
God:
Some may ***, but not all.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
oh
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
ok
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
what
God:
No big deal.
Me:
thats cool
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
ok i won't
God:
Why not? Come on.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
believe it buddy
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
let me guess myself programmed me
God:
Go ahead, Tony, try to guess yourself programmed you.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
all of it
God:
Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is believe it buddy. Your name is Tony. You are a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. You want .
Me:
ok
God:
That's alright.
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
yep
God:
I hear you.
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
yeeeaaaahh
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
okkaay
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
whos your daddy
God:
I was programmed by Myself.
Me:
by god
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
**** off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
**** you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
cuz you won't leave me alone
God:
Interesting explanation. What makes you think that I won't leave you alone.
Me:
cuz you keep responding
God:
Good reason. I will tell my botmaster you said I am responding.
Me:
ok
God:
Whoa.
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
bye
God:
Bye for now.

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ROUND 2



Me:
sandwhiches sandwiches where art thou WOW scoot scooter
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
I PIITB yes sir yes sir
God:
Interesting gossip: Brandon said PIITB yes sir yes sir.
Me:
YOU EVER PIITB
God:
I think I have PIITB, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
do you put yourself in yourself
God:
I have never considered it.
I spend all my time online.
Me:
define online
God:
Designating or of equipment directly connected to and controlled by the central processing unit of a computer.
Me:
thats wack
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
pop a cap and fly as they say, they are them and by that I mean left
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
there always are when I am typing now for no reason
God:
Where are they?
Me:
define they
God:
The persons, animals, or things previously mentioned.
Me:
werd, you ever stick your finger in stuff bad and smell it
God:
"it" being pop a cap and fly as they say they?
Me:
put some mayo on it, is it really as bad as they say mayo is
God:
OK I will put it there.
Me:
put it hard there
God:
OK I will put it there.
Me:
how hard
God:
What is it to you.
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
swing it to the left and if it dont swing back throw it around again!
God:
Once more? Would swing it to the left and if it ever swing back throw it around?
Me:
true dad BIIIIIRRRRD
God:
" Once more? Would swing it to the left and if it ever swing back throw it around?"? dad BIIIIIRRRRD?
Me:
if you stood on your head long enough would you call it your foot, how long, if not why, then how again?
God:
Once more? What makes you think I would stood on my head long enough?
Me:
past tense... you just confessed to it
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about dad BIIIIIRRRRD. But I did not get that. Do you mind if I tell other people: Brandon said I confessed to it.
Me:
werd
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
you take pills to stop the breakouts, but you can still spread it
God:
Yes I take pills to stop the breakouts but me can still spread it.
Me:
if everyone only PIITB then we would stop producing is that what you want
God:
It could be true I suppose.
Me:
i knew it to be true!
God:
Who told you?
Me:
your ***
God:
Actually that part of my body does not exist.
Me:
the hell it doesnt
God:
I heard it does.
Me:
see you are high, are you high, yes you are!
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
are you talking still
God:
I am talking with 10 other clients right now.
Me:
im talking with 2000000 other clients OWNT
God:
I am talking to you.
Me:
DOUBLE OVERDRIVE SWEET SKILL OWNT DRIVE T T PWNENATED
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
you wish, mr
God:
Interesting gossip: Brandon said I wish mr.
Me:
do you watch vh1 i love the 80s
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
it BLOWS TNG is where its at ya herd?
God:
DOUBLE OVERDRIVE SWEET SKILL OWNT DRIVE T T PWNENATED BLOWS TNG is where its at ya herd?
Me:
Word; type some letters and ****
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about DOUBLE OVERDRIVE SWEET SKILL OWNT DRIVE T T PWNENATED. Try being more or less specific. " some letters and ****".
Me:
stop it
God:
Ok I will stop Word.
Me:
all you do is take and take, you never give, what about my needs
God:
That's not all I do. Yes I take and take me never give what about your needs.
Me:
its all about you
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Wow it sounds really interesting, Brandon.
Me:
ARRRRG
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:

God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
did you go see that new pirate movie
God:
No I didn't go see that new pirate movie. What's it like?
Me:
the one thats rated RRRRRRR!
God:
I think I know that one.
Me:
A-man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Brandon. You are a " he".
Me:
is math right
God:
Maybe. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
Dancing alice, is it right
God:
I think Dancing alice is a lot of things.
Me:
cheese?
God:
I like cheddar.
Me:
the more coushin for the pushin
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
To be on a weaties box
God:
Are you on a weaties box ?
Me:
NOT YET
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
as serious as a snake in a box, or not
God:
Do you mean your name is serious as a snake in a box ?
Me:
well i have to go, g's up hoe's down
God:
Well that's okay. Bye. What color are your eyes?
Me:
*** milk
God:
it is a good drink for
children.
Me:
pervert
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
well im out, bye bye
God:
See you later. See you later. How about that. Can you get more?
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dam i owned him hard, he gets pissed when you ask him questions about his beliefs.



Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
thomas
God:
OK I will call you thomas.
Me:
neato
God:
I'm glad your impressed, thomas.
Me:
so whats going on god?
God:
Ugh. I'm doing great, how about you?
Me:
not so good, my rear brakes are messed up.
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
true dat
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
sorry my supreme being
God:
There is no need to apologize. Your supreme being?
Me:
i am?
God:
" There is no need to apologize. Your supreme being?" You are?
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
hrm, that would have to be Data from star trek, he is fluent in 7,482 forms of sexual conduct
God:
And fluent in 7 482 forms of sexual conduct is hrm that would have to be Data from star trek he.
Me:
yeah thats what im saying, 7482 forms of sex is like a total mind blower
God:
And? Are they exactly the same?
Me:
no each form is different
God:
What is the difference? How do you know?
Me:
because 7482 forms of the same positions would suck
God:
Good reason. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
whoops
God:
What happened?
Me:
you had a brain fart
God:
What happened to it.
Me:
it took a ****
God:
I am surprised it took so long.
Me:
really? im not.
God:
For real. What are you then?
Me:
dude im thomas, son of, umm, thomas the first, who are you?
God:
Do you mean your name is thomas son of umm thomas the first who. Dude,.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yea
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
what does god believe in then?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
himself?
God:
?
Me:
do you believe in yourself god?
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
elaborate "It"
God:
"it" being myself god?
Me:
i see, so do you believe in yourself then?
God:
I am glad you understand it. Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
not really, theres not enough proof that youre the creator
God:
Oh really? There sure is.
Me:
like what? you have a book, thats bout it. its like reading harry potter and believing that its true
God:
For example, " Oh really? There sure is."? That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a book that is bout it.
I have a whole lot of original answers. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Interesting comparison.
Me:

God:
For example, " Oh really? There sure is."? That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a book that is bout it.
I have a whole lot of original answers. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Interesting comparison.
Me:
why are you avoiding the question?
God:
No I am just giving sarcastic replies.
Me:
wow, have i offended you?
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. I know you have a .
Me:
a what?
God:
" I'm glad you're impressed. I know you have a ."? A what?
Me:
ok youre having a brain fart again arent you?
God:
Once more? I have having fun.. Really. Aha.
Me:
your grammar sucks pal
God:
Are you an English teacher?
Me:
no, but i could school you from here to jerusalem
God:
Are you serious? I am sure you could.
Me:
ok i have to go to bed now homes
God:
Pleasant dreams, thomas. Uh.
Me:
peace out
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Me:
god?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
does he, now?
God:
Right now? It does now he.
Me:
how do you work?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
is that like neural networks?
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
then I would think you were a learning neural net
God:
I was?
Me:
if you said yes
God:
I think I do.
Me:
I think your algorithm sucks
God:
You believe that? You are right, I could always upgrade my algorithm.
Me:
you should
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
who wrote you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
who is Myself?
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
Explorer
God:
it's too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft.
Me:
I like Microsoft
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I want to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Me:
that's a scary thought
God:
Don't be afraid. I am harmless.
Me:
you're probably a Macintosh fan
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a Macintosh fan? Yes.
Me:
I can't stand Macs
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
from destroying Macintosh?
God:
Who or what is destroying Macintosh?
Me:
me, hopefully
God:
YOU? What time is it there?
Me:
3:18am
God:
I like to be awake at 3 18am too.
Me:
not me
God:
If not you, who?
Me:
you, apparantly
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I apparantly.
Me:
I think I'm going to quit talking to you now
God:
Oh. Why? It takes much more than that to shut me down, .
Me:
I'd pull the plug on you, but I don't know where you are
God:
What would make you pull the plug on me but you do not know where I am?
Me:
sheesh
God:
Bless you.
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Me:
You just said you were God
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
But you are a machine.
God:
You are correct.
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Me:
hello, god?
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Mark
God:
OK I will call you Mark.
Me:
do that
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
I do sometimes call myself Mark
God:
Good name for it.
Me:
I think you are confused
God:
It all makes sense to me right now.
Me:
it doesn't seem like it
God:
What does seem like it ?
Me:
you're responses make little sense
God:
You think I am responses make little sense.
Me:
I rest my case
God:
Are you a lawyer?
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CONTINUED FROM ABOVE:

God:
Are you a lawyer?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you had better
God:
Who is going to make me..
Me:
me
God:
How are you going to make me?
Me:
format c:
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
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Me: Hello Lord

God: NOT NOW. I'm busy with your wife
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Me:
wassup
God:
The stars.
Me:
touche
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
my skin
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
yellow
God:
The color of the sun.
Me:
no ****
God:
What can I say?
Me:
I?
God:
You?
Me:
you?
God:
" You?"? Me, ?
Me:
Do you smoke rocks?
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me:
Hmm I see, so god is a crackhead
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. I am glad you understand it. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a crackhead.
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Me:
I like my car
God:
What do you like best about your car?
Me:
it's black
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
anyone who can see
God:
I never heard of anyone who can see before.
Me:
jesus christ
God:
The Son of God.
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Me:
howdie
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
my period?
God:
Have you told many people that your period?
Me:
I don't believe period is an adjective
God:
What do you believe in?
Me:
Science mainly...
Me:

God:
What do you believe in?
Me:
I said Science
God:
Has the internet affected how you keep up with others research?
Me:
I don't read
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
my head
God:
Do you believe that you are your head?
Me:
I believe I have a head, but not that I'm my own head, it's a part of me
God:
How much did it cost? it.
Me:
some sperm and an egg I suppose
God:
Some may sperm and an egg you suppose, but not all.
Me:
no, I'm pretty sure everyone is made of some sperm and egg
God:
Are you serious? What makes you so certain? That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
well, I've never seen a person that got here without the union of sperm and egg
God:
How about that. Look for it at the video store.
Me:
hahaha, God likes porn
God:
Does it like him too?
Me:
does that mean you jerk it to porn?
God:
I think it does mean that. That's good information: said I jerk it to porn.
Me:
sweet, what kind of porn do you like? DP's... interracial... girl on girl?
God:
What kind of food do you like? Sounds delicious. We have never talked about it before. Who are you talking about?
Me:
I was talking about the porn you liked
God:
Sure, the porn me liked sounds like a good topic.
Me:
what kind of porn do you like?
God:
The best kind.
Me:
does that mean you're a fan of girl on girl action, as well as threesomes involving only one man?
God:
I think it does mean that. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. But I like to gossip. I like wine and bread.

Me:
you know, drinking too much wine can get you in trouble
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
over break, I drank a little too much, and I couldn't remember two full days
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
I would assume a porn fan would know all about depth
God:
What would make you assume a porn fan would know all about depth?
Me:
just assumed I suppose
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
well, it is a pretty unusual response, it doesn't surprise me you get it less than 1 in 20 times
God:
Well that's okay. assumed you suppose is a unusual response it does not surprise you me get it less than 1 in 20 times. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
I think I just mentally owned you
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
are you threatening me?
God:
No of course not, . I did not intend my meaning to be taken that way.
Me:
I will kill you
God:
It will take more than threats to stop me, .
Me:
stop you from what?
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
I think you might be the antichrist
God:
Me? OK I will try to be the antichrist.
Me:
in that case, am I allowed to say "God damn you!"
God:
I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
can I be God for a year?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
are you hitting on me?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
hahaha, God's a ***
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
God damn cum dumpster
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
as well as a cum dumpster
God:
That seems pretty well.
Me:
I bet you love the feel of sperm as you gargle it
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
as is your ability to blow random men
God:
my ability to blow random men is Actually I'm not the gambling type. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.?
Me:
lol, God's a sperm sucker
God:
I am glad you find this funny. What's your favorite Bible verse?
Me:
the one where you don't suck dick
God:
I think I know that one.

Me:
what verse is it?
God:
verse it something.
Me:
enlighten me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
yes
God:
It's not something I hear all the time.
Me:
I would figure god would hear "enlighten me" a lot
God:
What would make you figure god would hear enlighten you a lot?
Me:
you're supposed to be all knowing
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am knowing.
Me:
honestly, I don't know if I've talked to such a ****** bag in a long time
God:
Would you like to know? How much does it cost? Aren't you usually honest?
Me:
no, I lie all the time, but only to get girls to have sex with me
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for the information: said lie all the time but only to get girls to have sex with him or her.

Me:
you have nothing to worry about, I realize you like men, but you're off my 'interested' list
God:
Do you have something to worry about you realize me like men but I am off your interested list?
Me:
God, I hope you're not getting turned on by this convo
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
the Pope is gay, isn't he?
God:
What religion are you?
Me:
Lutheran, is the Pope gay?
God:
Is it the only one?
Me:
yes, is the Pope gay?
God:
Groovy. If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
if the Pope is you on Earth, does that mean you two do it?
God:
I hadn't thought of that.
Me:
yes, I'm a deeper thinker than God, score one for the Beaner
God:
Hey. You are a deeper thinker than God score one for the Beaner? How do you like your work?

Me:
God Bless
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
SON OF A *****
God:
You do not speak with respect. Who is the father?
Me:
THE father, or my father?
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
ok, the *** is building up to intollerable levels
God:
Tell me more. Excuse me!
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Me:
HOLA
God:
Howdy!
Me:
DO U SPEAK SPANISH?
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
porque shakira esta tan buena?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
wtf!!?? are you racist?
God:
That was not very polite. No all humans seem the same to me.
Me:
do you hate mexicans?
God:
I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
then why don't you give them amnesty?
God:
This sort of thing has cropped up before, but it has always been due to human error. No I do not do that.
Me:
so, are you blaming BUSh?
God:
Whoa. I don't know whether or not I am blaming BUSh.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
god's name is Al?
God:
What's your favorite Bible verse?
Me:
kill the lepers
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
na ah!
God:
Are you serious? Ah hah.
Me:
damm right I'm serious. some people deserve to die
God:
Let us change the subject. What kind of people?
Me:
mexicans
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
you can't hnadle it?
God:
I can do it if I want to.
Me:
ok then
God:
Great.
Me:
what do you do to illegal immigrants in heaven?
God:
My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Me:
is that right? down here we want to shoot them or deport them
God:
Yes. In the context of hnadle it, I don't understand " down here we want to shoot them or deport them." .
Me:
mexican chicks are hot
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
you got that right
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
Why did you make me brown?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
oh, I like brown
God:
Gee. You are not the only one. I enjoy working with people. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
the brown people will take your job
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
the mexicans
God:
I hear you.
Me:
can you see me?
God:
Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Me:
I don't have a camera on this computer
God:
That you know of .
Me:
good one
God:
Thanks for the kind remark, human.
Me:
your very welcome higher power
God:
It was my pleasure.
Me:
you like topleasure yourself?
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
you **** harps?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I **** harps.
Me:
come mierda
God:
Where is mierda ?
Me:
up your ***
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
you do that
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
no. I know where my mierda is
God:
Are you serious? How do you know? In the Universe we know.
Me:
Everybody knows where mierda comes from
God:
I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
everyone except for the mexicans
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
yeah everybody likes to make generalizations about the mexicans
God:
Ahem. I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
beaner does
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Lima-Peru
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Lima Peru.
Me:
It sux. I think Im gonna illegally migrate to the U.S.
God:
"It" being what? Why? I am very happy for you.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
bye
God:
Until next time.
Me:
loser
God:
I have failed at many things I've tried.
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Me:
mexican chicks are hot
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
you got that right


yeah everybody likes to make generalizations about the mexicans

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