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Old 04-19-2006, 10:54 AM   #1
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Just a Little Joke

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple
Bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his
Throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at
a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went
to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the
cows had something white at its rear end." "I walked over, lifted its
tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on
it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's rear."

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this
looks like yours!"

"I don't remember much after that.
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