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Old 04-19-2006, 01:19 PM   #1
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Stuck in elevator joke

Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.

The first guy says, I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know ...
"Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent,
Ecologist."

The second guy says, I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know...
"Double Income, No Kids, Yet."

The third guy says, I'm a R.U.B, you know ...
"Rich, Urban, Biker ."

The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O., you know ...
"Double Income, Little Dog Owner. "

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"
She replies: I'm a WIFE, you know ...
"Wash, Iron, ****, Etc."
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Re: Stuck in elevator joke

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yes!! hahahahah
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Old 04-19-2006, 06:43 PM   #6
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haha woot
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haha sounds like my kinda woman.
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wow thats horrible and funny.
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haha, clever
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wow thats a good one
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