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Old 04-26-2006, 10:42 PM   #1
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Official post your favorite quote/saying thread

Here's the rules:

It must be an actual word for word quote (or you can make up one only if it is funny).
It MUST be quoted using the actual quote function just because that would be funny.
Can be from a movie, historical event, a person you know, an inside joke, etc, it just must be put in quote format using the person's real or forum name.

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Russell Crowe
What we do in life, echoes in eternity!
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Originally Posted by Arnold Schwarzeneggar
Hasta lavista, Baby.
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Lol!
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Re: Official post your favorite quote/saying thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by John Kerry
I'm a doofus!
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Originally Posted by Bill Clinton
Well that depends on what the definition of "is", is.
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Originally Posted by Monica Lewinski
I didn't know you could do that with cigars!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by George W. Bush
This Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport.
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I am tired about you ****ing people *****ing about America, saying that it is America's fault that those ****ers bombed us is like sitting in a ****ing jury with a women that got raped looking at her in the ****ing face and saying, "What were you wearing." You don't do that ****! You don't ****ing do that. We send 170 million dollars worth of food to them. 4-5 million ****ing afghany people rely on food that comes from America. Whether it comes from our government or whether it comes from our people, it says USA on it and it feeds them and they have the ****ing balls to sit there and say we're the ****ing devil. MAN **** YOU. **** you, and the camel that ****ing rode your stupid *** to whereever the **** you are.
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Re: Official post your favorite quote/saying thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Holiday
I'm your huckleberry
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Originally Posted by John Edwards
EEYAAAHHHH!!!
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Originally Posted by God
Well that was a mistake!
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Re: Official post your favorite quote/saying thread

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I'm your Huckleberry
That was an awesome movie! I was trying to remember how that one went. That folks is an awesome quote.
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Old 04-26-2006, 11:00 PM   #14
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Re: Official post your favorite quote/saying thread

The one lowflyn had in his sig forever from Jeremy Clarkson about the bughatti (sp?)...he removed it so I can't quote it.
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Re: Official post your favorite quote/saying thread

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Originally Posted by Lowflyn
Did you get high off the paint thinner?
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Yesss
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Re: Official post your favorite quote/saying thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Holiday
Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.
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Re: Official post your favorite quote/saying thread

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Originally Posted by The 40 Year Old Virgin
I am Aquaman
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Re: Official post your favorite quote/saying thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by Curly Bill
Y'know what I'd do: I'd take the deal, then crawfish & drill that ol' devil in the ***.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ron Burgundy
It means a whale's vagina
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Re: Official post your favorite quote/saying thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Holiday
And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big nose Kate
You don't even know him
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Holiday
Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WhiteStang99
Have you lost your goddamn mind?
Quote:
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Marsh!
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Re: Official post your favorite quote/saying thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ike Clanton
What is that Holiday? Twelve hands in a row? Ain't nobody that lucky.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Holiday
Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!
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Old 04-27-2006, 12:00 AM   #24
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haha I love the Marsh quote, thats a classic

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Re: Official post your favorite quote/saying thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by My roomate
I took the road less traveled, where the hell are all the people?
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Originally Posted by Someone
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Julia Roberts /Erin Brockovich: I just went out there and performed sexual favors. Six hundred and thirty-four blow jobs in five days... I'm really quite tired.
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Nick likes his women like he likes his tint, dark and illegal.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Holiday
[to Johnny Ringo, after shooting him in a duel] You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all. Poor soul, you were just too high strung.
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POST THE DAMN BUGATTI ONE!!!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Clanton
Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
[Billy Clanton draws a knife, and Doc Holliday takes out a second gun]
Quote:
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I have two guns, one for each of ya.
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Originally Posted by Eddie
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Leave it up to Beaner to not follow the rules
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