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Old 05-08-2006, 02:40 AM   #1
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Funny story that happened today

Me and 98Monte went over to our friend's Ron's house to kick it. Ron calls 98Monte "Aquaman" for jokes, so on our way over there we thought it would be funny if we bought a gold fish and left it at his door step.

So we got this ugly gold fish, I mean it's eyes were black and it's body was like see-thru. Hardly a "gold" fish.

So we went over to Ron's place, put the gold fish at his door step, rung the door bell, and we took off around a corner. Ron came to the door, saw the fish and got really confused as he looked around. When he found us laughing our *** off, he couldn't believe we did this.

So now he's stuck with this fish, and he felt bad that the thing was going to die. Yeah, gold fish don't live for too long with the experiences I've been through so I figured the fish we got him would die soon anyway. But Ron started feeling bad for the fish and wanted to buy him food and a tank.

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So now we felt bad cuz he was going to spend money on this fish that was a joke, so we bought a starter tank with a filter and such. Everything you wanted for a regular fish.

So we got him outta his "tank" which was a jug used for lemonade and put him in this new tank and we went out to eat at this ****ty resturant.

we came back an hour or so later to find this.




That's right.

1.99 for the fish
19.99 for the starter kit tank
99 cents for the food

hours later the thing is dead.

God has a sense of humor, and I couldn't stop laughing lol
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Poor little fella
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Old 05-08-2006, 08:52 AM   #3
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That sux! Now ya gotta get another fish!
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its not dead! it hasnt gone belly up to the surface yet!

that thing is a pathetic excuse for a goldfish
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why would you buy something like that, get a normal looking one
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PETA would have kicked your ***
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PETA would have kicked your ***
nah, im sure both of them (Seth and Monte) could take all of the ******* at PETA without even flinching.
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lmao... thats pretty funny
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if you cant buy a gold fish right what CAN you do right...
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Re: Funny story that happened today

I think anyone can buy a gold fish..

taking care of it is something else though. Plus gold fish don't live for long anyway.

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Of course, that's the Michael Moore way of doing it. It further reads:

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Goldfish in captivity facing the various accumulated toxins and stresses of captivity should live a good fifteen years before showing signs of aging.
But this fish was the runt of the pack, and we purposely got the ugliest and weakest looking one. It looked real happy when we got it in a new tank and such, he was swimming all over the place.

Ah well
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Of course, that's the Michael Moore way of doing it.


aint that the truth.
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I had a goldfish that I won at a carnival.The bastid lived for 3 years......
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No ****?

Normally the ones we get live for 2 days
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