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Old 05-10-2006, 07:40 AM   #1
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On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
>> >
>> > The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when
one
>> > wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
>> >
>> > Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too
>> > young to
>> > die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I
>> > want my
>> > last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this
>> > plane who
>> > can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
>> >
>> > For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own
>> > peril.
>> > They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of
>> > the
>> > plane.
>> >
>> > Then a man from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane.
>> >
>> > He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel
>> > eyes.
>> > He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.
>> >
>> > ..... One button at a time......
>> >
>> > .....! No one moves..............
>> >
>> > .....He removes his shirt...
>> >
>> > .......Muscles ripple across his chest.........
>> >
>> > ........She gasps.............
>> >
>> > ......He whispers,................
>> >
>> > "Iron this...and then get me a beer."
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I must ask you this one thing. When posting forwarded emails, please, take the time to remove the email forwarding formatting. Please.
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definatly, else the ban
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Old 05-10-2006, 10:28 AM   #4
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illl unban you... dont worry
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lmao that was great
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Old 05-10-2006, 11:24 AM   #8
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On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.

The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one
wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too
young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I
want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this
plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own
peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of
the plane.

Then a man from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane.

He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel
eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.

..... One button at a time......

.....! No one moves..............

.....He removes his shirt...

.......Muscles ripple across his chest.........

........She gasps.............

......He whispers,................

"Iron this...and then get me a beer."



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hahaha, I love it. Know your role and shut your hole woman... haha
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it's ok, they're not real people like you and me, hahaha Family Guy... gotta love it
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