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Old 06-01-2006, 02:42 PM   #1
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The OFFICIAL Post a funny saying thread!

You know like "what ever tickles your pickle." or "If at first you dont suceed try try again." Lets see what kinds of funny sayings we can get in this thread!
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I *heart* herpes.
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"Hold my beer"
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As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar
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Dogs poop and so do you
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Some people say cucumbers taste better pickled.
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About as frustrated as a 3 legged dog trying to bury a turd in the ice.
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If at first you don't succeed... kill yourself, you ****ing loser.
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a few favorites















...there are lots more on despair.com
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hmm the only one I really know is

"People who say they would rather push a Chevy then drive a Ford, usually do"
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Any situation ignored long enough becomes a crisis




















any crisis ignored long enough disappears
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey... smoke weed every day.
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As worn out as a cucumber in a convent
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As worn out as a cucumber in a convent
That's pretty comedic right there. I don't really give a **** who you are.
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It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

It's hotter than two rats ****in in a wool sock.

Look here, I'm ****ing this monkey, if you wanna help, hold the tail.
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It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
That reminds me of one: It's like ****ing a bucket of hot water.
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If my dog had your face, I'd shave it's butt and teach it to walk backwards.
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time to make like a baby and head out
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Hold my beer and watch this....
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If at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence you tried
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you know I don't play, hell I quit school because of recess.
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you know I don't play, hell I quit school because of recess.
lol nice
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Ceiling cat judges you!
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One of my favs:
...as useless as a tick on a dead dog.
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Moon cows are great at table tennis.
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Someone says "I Suck..." or "You Suck"

Reply..."No one can prove it if you swallow the evidence"


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