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Old 06-06-2006, 09:00 PM   #1
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Woman's Poem vs Man's poem

WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.



MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs

who owns a liquor store and a golf course.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.
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Re: Woman's Poem vs Man's poem

lol nice
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Haha nice
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Perfect.
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Re: Woman's Poem vs Man's poem

that is true for the most part.. 'cepting I don't wanna make my man go broke.. cause he spends too much on me...
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that is true for the most part.. 'cepting I don't wanna make my man go broke.. cause he spends too much on me...
Haha hush. You know you like it
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Re: Woman's Poem vs Man's poem

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that is true for the most part.. 'cepting I don't wanna make my man go broke.. cause he spends too much on me...
gold digger in the closet .. look out lowflyn... the closet ones are the worst.
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gold digger in the closet .. look out lowflyn... the closet ones are the worst.
I can guarantee you she's not in any closet lol
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hush beaner.
I was raised to not spend any more than absolutely necessary..
haha.
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hush beaner.
I was raised to not spend any more than absolutely necessary..
haha.
Who says it isn't necessary?
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