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Old 06-09-2006, 10:48 AM   #1
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Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American
engineer -- are walking together one day. They come across an antique
lamp and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish", says
the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son
will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Pooooof!
With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made
fertile for farming.

Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, most particularly Jews or
Americans, can come into our precious Islamic state." Pooooof! Again,
with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those

The American engineer says, "Before I make a wish, I am very curious.
Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out -- it's virtually

The engineer says, "Fill it with water."


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that is great. made me laugh.


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lol that is freaking awesome

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