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Old 06-27-2006, 02:23 PM   #1
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YABJ --- Yet Another Blonde Joke

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with the expensive
double-pane energy efficient kind. This week, I got a call from the
contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had
been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them.
Hellloooo, just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid.

So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year
.....namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo? It's been a year! (I told him.)
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up....
He didn't call back.

Guess I won that stupid argument.
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Q: Why is a blonde like a stamp?
A: Both get licked, then stuck, and finally sent on their way..........

Q: Why is a blonde like railway tracks?
A: Cos she's been laid all over the country.

. Q: What does a blonde say after having multiple orgasms?
A: Way to go team.

. Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been playing with your Computer?
A: Your joy stick will be soaking wet.

Q: Why was the Blonde Girl smiling as she walked down the marriage eisle?
A: Cos she knew she'd given her last Blow job.
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