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Old 10-01-2003, 09:33 PM   #1
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Give more than 100%!

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z are represented
as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then: H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

BUT: A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = l00%

AND: B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close,
Attitude will get you there, but Bull**** will put you over the top. And
look how far *** Kissing will take you.
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 127%
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haha i'm gonna print that and take it to work
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Yup, that sounds about right.
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