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Old 07-03-2006, 07:27 AM   #1
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JOKE----Never argue with a women

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out. She
motors out a short distance,
anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and
says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What
are you doing?" "Reading a book,"
she replies, (thinking, "Isn't
that obvious?") "You're in a
Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing.
I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could
start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the
equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think ..

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Old 07-03-2006, 08:23 AM   #2
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Re: JOKE----Never argue with a women

haha thats pretty funny
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haha nice
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I like that one.

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hahaha awesome
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