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Old 07-05-2006, 11:40 PM   #36
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where do you get she is a whore, the sex tape? The fact that she parties?
The fact that she looks like a whore and acts like a whore.
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Statistics show diseases of that sort are concentrated in low income communities. Therefore I would bang Paris Hilton.
But where do you get she is a whore, the sex tape? The fact that she parties?
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1.) No Y chromosome....Check
2.) Correct anatomy....Check
3.) breathing....Check

Yup...passes my check list.

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4.) Rich
5.) Easy
6.) Has the type of body that I really dig...therefore HOT.
7.) Rich
8.) We have the same birthday.

I will gladly take care of her needs...
+1 although she could use some booty and a new vocablulary but thats my only real complaint
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Re: Charles NOOOOOOO! Paris Hilton wants to Reproduce

Sh'es not bad, she just has no personality which makes for a terrible turn-off. If she wasn't so stupid and wasn't such a rich-*****, she'd be more desirable. Some people just have lower standards than others. Their are 3 types of women in this world. Those who wild and crazy in public, those who are behind closed doors and those that are not at all. I personally like option 2.
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Since so many of you freaks like Paris Hilton I found some other lovely ladies you'd probably "bone" since being skinny is such a turn on.



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1.) No Y chromosome....Check
2.) Correct anatomy....Check
3.) breathing....Check

Yup...passes my check list.
hell yes.

i dont see where everyone gets shes some crazy whore, i mean ****, any factual dirt you can scrounge up is with someone shes been with during a real relationship.
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hell yes.

i dont see where everyone gets shes some crazy whore, i mean ****, any factual dirt you can scrounge up is with someone shes been with during a real relationship.
which would also make Pammy Anderson a dirty whore....but instead she is usually worshipped because she has tupperware on her chest.

As for those skinny pics...if you think they are supposed to be similar to Paris...you need glasses. Paris' bones may show here and there, however they are barely visible as she has meat there to cover them.

as for her needing "tithies", she has them. Watch her video...she has them and she has plenty to get the job done. More than that is just a waste anyhow. I mean really, how long you going to hang out between them anyhow? When I go to an amusement park, I don't play in the parking lot...I go ride the rides.
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as for her needing "tithies", she has them. Watch her video...she has them and she has plenty to get the job done. More than that is just a waste anyhow. I mean really, how long you going to hang out between them anyhow? When I go to an amusement park, I don't play in the parking lot...I go ride the rides.
word... if she had C or D cups, everyone would be bowing down to her. Tits arent the only thing that matters, its all about proportions.
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Umm me and my girlfriend have recorded ourselves, does that make her a whore?
Paris made that video while she was drunk and then her boyfriend maliciously distributed it. That does not make her a whore.
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The fact that she looks like a whore and acts like a whore.
I dont see how she looks like a whore nor how she acts like one, please explain.
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Since so many of you freaks like Paris Hilton I found some other lovely ladies you'd probably "bone" since being skinny is such a turn on.



Those *****es wouldnt pass the breathing test, paris is not that skinny.
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Ewwww... ewwwww. .nooooo ewwwww

Why? ewwwwwww! AAhHHH ewwww
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I'd hit those skinny *****es too*.

* Only after a year of them eating 3 Double Whoppers (with cheese) a day... and not puking it back up.
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I got to remember to not open this thread from now on
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Paris is hot. I'd nail it.
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I've been busy giving Paris the child she wanted.
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why would she even want a kid? She wouldn't take care of it, just look at Brittany Spears. Nobody learns.
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