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Old 07-05-2006, 01:43 PM   #1
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I know in my heart of hearts I would be a great mother, Hilton told the London Mirror. I have a lot of beautiful animals that I look after and I feel that I would have a lot to give to my children. . . . And I donít want to be an old mom ó hopefully itíll happen soon, within the next five years.
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One-night stands are not for me, she said. I think itís gross when you just give it up. Guys want you more if you donít just hand it to them on a platter. If they want you, then they will wait. You have to make them work for it.
This coming from her????

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Well, I gladly offer myself up to be the donor. Maybe we can do it on our birthdays.
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Old 07-05-2006, 02:45 PM   #4
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I would help her with that.
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yuck, she's so nasty
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how are guys so interested in that skeleton of a blonde???
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Re: Charles NOOOOOOO! Paris Hilton wants to Reproduce

1.) No Y chromosome....Check
2.) Correct anatomy....Check
3.) breathing....Check

Yup...passes my check list.

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4.) Rich
5.) Easy
6.) Has the type of body that I really dig...therefore HOT.
7.) Rich
8.) We have the same birthday.

I will gladly take care of her needs...
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^ According to her you are going to have to work for it now
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u like her body??? but shes nothing but skin and bones, wtf how do guys like that?
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I'm with you metorachick, I hate the way she looks and talks. I refuse to even work for a Hilton hotel as a pastry chef because of her.
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Eh...I dunno. I'd probably let her have my helmet. Not crazy about her, though.
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u like her body??? but shes nothing but skin and bones, wtf how do guys like that?
Really she's nasty not only does her body look like a skeleton but I think her vainess makes her even uglier.
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Id do her...
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she needs some *** and tithies.... other than that

but my g/f is perfect in my eyes... she went blonde, and now looks like a younger jenna jameson... w00t for bikinichick! ill throw some pix of her up here soon.
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I'd definitely hit it. She redefines whore, is fairly hot (in that skinny crack-ho kind of way), and is basically just a stupid *****: all the more reason to skull **** her.

Man... I hope this language filter really works, otherwise I feel bad for the people at work.
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i'd **** paris hilton, and any of you who said you wouldn't is lieing....

1.) she got a camel toe!
2.) do i really need another reason...

for all of you who said you would **** her, put a bag over her head and say your doing her for your country!
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i'd **** paris hilton, and any of you who said you wouldn't is lieing....

1.) she got a camel toe!
2.) do i really need another reason...

for all of you who said you would **** her, put a bag over her head and say your doing her for your country!
I dont even need the bag... I think shes hot.
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I dont even need the bag... I think shes hot.
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flag ***** flag, not bag
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huh, idk she is kinda skinny, Her and Brent would be good. hahahah
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I'd definitely hit it. She redefines whore, is fairly hot (in that skinny crack-ho kind of way), and is basically just a stupid *****: all the more reason to skull **** her.

Man... I hope this language filter really works, otherwise I feel bad for the people at work.
Thanks to you I have more words to add to it
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huh, idk she is kinda skinny, Her and Brent would be good. hahahah
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you guys are honestly gonna tell me that you wouldnt **** the living **** out of this?











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im not a blond fan, and i like long hair. but I am not denying that given the opportunity, id hit it. She does have a body, thats for sure. As long as the only things she is saying are "oh god", "harder", "piss on my face", or "**** on my chest", then i can handle her
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For some reason ilike skinny chicks. I'd definatley bang paris.
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u like her body??? but shes nothing but skin and bones, wtf how do guys like that?
Jelous?
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i do like at least 1 oz. of meat on the bones... but id still give a go with a
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You people are just sick, she is a dirty ****ing whore, who knows what type of diseases you will get from touching her.
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You people are just sick, she is a dirty ****ing whore, who knows what type of diseases you will get from touching her.
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You people are just sick, she is a dirty ****ing whore, who knows what type of diseases you will get from touching her.
Statistics show diseases of that sort are concentrated in low income communities. Therefore I would bang Paris Hilton.
But where do you get she is a whore, the sex tape? The fact that she parties?
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finding a virgin in todays society is like finding a catholic school girl who isn't a slut........
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hmmm.... she can give me the ****-a-rich-girl virus anyday
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She's above decent but not write home about.
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I'd definitely hit it. She redefines whore, is fairly hot (in that skinny crack-ho kind of way), and is basically just a stupid *****: all the more reason to skull **** her.

Man... I hope this language filter really works, otherwise I feel bad for the people at work.
Agreed. The ***** look like a crack whore.
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Jelous?

no not at all...if i ever looked like her, i would probably kill myself...i like how i look, end of story.
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