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Old 07-07-2006, 06:46 PM   #1
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OMG This guy needs to end himself

This is what Darwin was talking about in natural selection but this guy needs to be taken out before he can breed or it he has breeded end his life to possibly save his family from contact stupidness

A Portland, Ore. man has filed a lawsuit for $832 million, saying he is tired of being mistaken for Michael Jordan, according to KGW-TV.

The television station's Web site says Allen Heckard filed the suit against His Airness and Nike founder Phil Knight on June 29 in county court, claiming to have been mistaken for the basketball legend nearly every day for the past 15 years. And he's tired of it.

"I'm constantly being accused of looking like Michael and it makes it very uncomfortable for me," Heckard reportedly said.

Heckard apparently is suing Jordan for defamation and permanent injury, emotional pain and suffering. He is suing Knight for defamation and permanent injury for promoting Jordan and making him one of the world's most famous athletes.


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i hope they countersue for wasting their time.
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You know what else needs to be done. Set a thermonuclear device in Portland Oregon because any court system that would allow this type of lawsuit should be vaporized. Idiot people Idiot Government!!!!
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How can you sue Michael Jordan? He's freakin' Michael Jordan. I don't care if he raped your wife and stole your couch... you can't sue Michael Jordan.
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That guy looks more like Jerry Stackhouse that Michael. If people mistake him for MJ than he see's a lot of stupid people.He's just trying to make alot of money, but I dout he'll get any.
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That guy looks more like Jerry Stackhouse that Michael. If people mistake him for MJ than he see's a lot of stupid people.He's just trying to make alot of money, but I dout he'll get any.
My point exactly Portland must be the new Mecca for stupid people MUAHAHHAHAHHA
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I used to live in Portland Or. It's a nice town
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I used to live in Portland Or. It's a nice town
Well it is a omen. You left subconsciously because you were not stupid and had to leave!!! now you live in a state of mindless ***** monkeys.
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I live in New Hampshire... Live Free or Die...


What leads you to imply 'first in the nation' residents are 'mindless female dog monkeys'... ?Q!?!?


Tax Free New Hampshire.. No sales Tax, No income Tax, Fawk Massachusetts liberal senators Kennedy and Kerry.....


What does SoCarolina have going for it aside from myrtle beach - which is nothing to brag about?
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Beside Myrtle beach, we have girls with big asses, Charleston, and me. South Carolina is tight.
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How can you sue Michael Jordan? He's freakin' Michael Jordan. I don't care if he raped your wife and stole your couch... you can't sue Michael Jordan.

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I live in New Hampshire... Live Free or Die...


What leads you to imply 'first in the nation' residents are 'mindless female dog monkeys'... ?Q!?!?


Tax Free New Hampshire.. No sales Tax, No income Tax, Fawk Massachusetts liberal senators Kennedy and Kerry.....


What does SoCarolina have going for it aside from myrtle beach - which is nothing to brag about?
Well lets see

We have the lowest unemployment in the nation.
We have a very low cost of living. Housing is cheap
We have become the center of the new mecca for the Automotive research
We have Michelin HQ for North America 5 Michelin plants
We have the North American HQ for BMW. All new BMW's are built here.
We dont have Kennedy or Kerry WOO HOO!!!
We have some of the best golfing in the world
We have some of the best white water rafting
We dont have to deal with salt on the roads
We can own any gun we want and get a permit to carry very easily and we have low crime GO FIGURE
We have beautiful mountains and decent beaches but not as nice as the emerald coast of florida.
We have many more months of warm weather which means many more months for beautiful women in little clothing WOOHOO
The state laws are less restrictive, No auto Inspections, cheaper gas, cheaper booze, cheaper energy cost, cheaper food cost.
We have great fishing, hunting and outdoor activities all year long
Less liberal than any Northern State.
No helmet laws on motorcycles. Not sure it this is better but at least you have a choice.
We have the Death penalty and we use it
We are in the Southeast which is where all the companies are relocating


I could go on but why!!
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Lol, what a jack ***.
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