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Old 07-17-2006, 04:28 PM   #1
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The "What If" thread

Ok here are the rules. You say "What if...." and the person that replies next comes up with something that would go horribly wrong with your thoughts. You are trying to make the world a better place and someone bashes it and then gives it a try.

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What if money really grew on trees!

Then everyone would have a ton of it and money would be worth very very little and you would die of starvation.

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Re: The "What If" thread

what if you actually started the game you stated?
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Then all of our IQ's would drop horribly and Spector would crash his cobra resulting in a crying low life of a man.

What if I had civc............................... (ROFLMAO)
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Re: The "What If" thread

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What if I had civc............................... (ROFLMAO)
You would begin using internet phrases such as "lawl" incessantly. EDIT: Damn thee, you dirty filters!

What if someone already started a thread almost identical to this a couple of weeks ago, except it was about corrupting wishes (which is exactly the same as what this is)?
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Re: The "What If" thread

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Re: The "What If" thread

HA OWNT

What if Brent won 10 billon dollars but had to wear a chastity(spelling) belt forever to obtain it.
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Re: The "What If" thread

He'd say "meh, no loss, gimme the cash"

What if I actually had time/money to finish the stang?
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He'd say "meh, no loss, gimme the cash"

What if I actually had time/money to finish the stang?
It would be the baddest mustang i have ever seen in real life... something like that

What if I actually bought a stang
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Re: The "What If" thread

the world would stop turning

what if the what if questions stopped?
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Re: The "What If" thread

what if i would have gotten an 04 cobra rather than a 04 v6?


i would either be:
-in debt from modding
-in jail
-in the ground 6ft under
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Re: The "What If" thread

What if cucumbers tasted better pickled?

What???




Huh????




Wwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttt???????


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Re: The "What If" thread

what if ******s are white people and everyone in the world used the term, "Soda Pop

slkajdflajs ughhhhhhhhhh
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Re: The "What If" thread

What if your poo really did smell like roses?
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Re: The "What If" thread

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What if your poo really did smell like roses?
you could buy overpriced poo at stores instead of using your own.

what if the world was invaded by pokemon?
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Re: The "What If" thread

jiggly puff would rule

what if global warming is going to destroy the wold in 10 year as al gore predicts omg
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Re: The "What If" thread

Then we wouldn't have to listen to Al Gore's retarted **** any more.

What if two plus two equaled something quite un-fourish?
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then math would change forever

what if the US could actually do what it needed to to defend itself?
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Re: The "What If" thread

We would become the Imperialistic society that all the Liberals have feared for years and end up bringing peace and happiness to everyone.

Even fish.

What if we could all fly?
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Re: The "What If" thread

then I would fly over the folks i didn't like and **** on them

but that brings us back to what if **** really did smell like roses?
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Re: The "What If" thread

We all would have it in little fragrance bowls in our houses.

What if Under my cowl hood was a secret weapon.... a whipple twin screw supercharger heheee!
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Then it wouldn't really be a secret weapon cause you just told everybody on here.

What if I didn't have to work today?
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you would spend all day looking at porn and beating your meat

what if it snowed today?
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snow in the south... hahaha everyone would **** themselves

what if i had a penis as a nose, and when i coughed i splooged on everyone insight.
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then you would be one wierd dude

but what if everyone had penises for noses?
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Re: The "What If" thread

You'd give a whole new meaning to artifical insemination

What if any of this made sense ??
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Re: The "What If" thread

our iq would be - 15

what if our iq was -15
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You would not be posting or reading the post

What if President Bush Did something right
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Everyone would say that what he did was wrong, just like they always do.

What if President Bush did something wrong?
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everyone would say, I told you so and ridicule him and the US even more.

What if the iraqis beat the US in a war?
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