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Old 07-17-2006, 10:56 PM   #1
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so i'm leavin chevron and this homeless guy walks up to me and gives me this whole spew about how he is down on his luck and needs money blah blah blah..........i dont have any cash, i paid for gas with my card, i told him this, but apparently he didnt think that was an appropriate answer and i can also smell the pungent odor of alcohol on his breath, so i'm like "i got something better than money." his eyes lit up, apparently he thought i was gonna get him a case of beer. i handed him a job application and said "give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime."

i then calmly drove off.....................
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dude..........

isnt it "give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. teach a man to fish, and he eats for a lifetime" :dunno:
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so i'm leavin chevron and this homeless guy walks up to me and gives me this whole spew about how he is down on his luck and needs money blah blah blah..........i dont have any cash, i paid for gas with my card, i told him this, but apparently he didnt think that was an appropriate answer and i can also smell the pungent odor of alcohol on his breath, so i'm like "i got something better than money." his eyes lit up, apparently he thought i was gonna get him a case of beer. i handed him a job application and said "give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime."

i then calmly drove off.....................
lmao, I wish you had a picture of that... it would've made a GREAT PWNED photo.
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dude..........

isnt it "give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. teach a man to fish, and he eats for a lifetime" :dunno:


same thing :dunno:
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lol he woulda had this wtf look on his face and super confused-pissed lol
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lol he woulda had this wtf look on his face and super confused-pissed lol

he did, thats why i called him an ungrateful bastard...............he's probably thrown away a chance to make a ton of money
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lmao that is hilarious

what was it an application for?
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lmao that is hilarious

what was it an application for?


my place of employment
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my place of employment
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which is???

i'm afraid i cant disclose that info on a public forum
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o my bad
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you should have just roundhouse kicked him.. it works just as good and it makes a better owned picture
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o my bad
I hear he is a male stripper
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I hear he is a male stripper
No...he is a man-whore. He pimps himself out to all the guys. I heard Michael (Cajun Jungleboy) is one of his regulars.
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I hate to tell you this, but most homeless people aren't very good crack salesmen. That's often times how they ended up there in the first place. They have a tendency to smoke more than they sell.
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ya dude, he's cheaper than the naggas on plank!!! (plank road is a whore/prostitute street filled with the ghetto people...)

rob i caught u there with us one time...... almost like a rodeo that night
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You know I have have been too soft hearted for way too long. I'm always giving them out money.... I actually felt band for this homeless guy I see all the time so when I came out of the store one day there he was standing so I felt bad and gave him $5 bucks...you know what he said? Thanks I needed some cigarettes anyway. Ha!!! Get some food loser! This other guy that use to go around making crosses with roses in the middles out of palm leaves told me that he make more money doing it than any job he ever had...because he looks poor people hand him $20's for the freakin palm leaf crap.
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ya really i hear ya on that, kyle/rob/me and some other friends met up out by LSU, and were at a gas station when this homeless guy comes begging for money i told him i had none. and he was like, comon man i need some food. my girlfriend gives him 2.50$ All of a sudden this whore pulls up in a jag, the guy walks up exchanges something in a little plastic bag, and walks to a car and leaves. i was like, son of a *****.


though one time i did give money was to a guy who was lacking a arm and a leg. he had a sign saying vietnam vet, at least welcome me back home. and i think that was the only true homeless guy i gave some money to. i still feel bad for that guy.
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When I lived in Mobile I stopped at a street corners several times to ask guys with "Will work for food" signs to help with some work around my house. Like post hole digging, fence building and a few other things. I was willing to pay and feed them. They all declined. I finally asked the last guy why they all decline and he said "If I leave this corner I will miss out on free money people will stop and give me. He also said that the specific corner he was standing at was worth 200-300 a day. The sign they use to get people to feel sorry for them.
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macon has so many homeless people and will do ANYTHING to get liquior/crack money, its crazy. I've had to pull a knife on a guy once to get him to leave me alone. They've tried to sell my friend cereal, threatened me and my friends, got in one of my friends cars (needless to say he was knocked out shortly thereafter). I've seen homeless people beatened by fastfood employees b/c they won't leave, its crazy.
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fudge dat nagga up
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fudge dat nagga up
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the guy who decided to jump in the car... kick his *** c bass
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I've always said that it is my dream to one day be a homeless guy in Memphis, Tennessee. I'll sit on a street all day, playing guitar and drinking cheap liquor with the money I make. I bet I could make an easy $100 a day. That's plenty to eat on, and almost enough to drink on too! Find a couple refrigerator boxes to make me a nice-sized house in the park. I'd have it made.
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fudge dat nagga up
he got what was coming to him, lol, ROTC kids + one hit + hobo = unconcious hobo
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the three years i went to state with our cross country team in high school we always went to this italian resteraunt in nashville (twas a tradition). And EVERY time there was always the same guy sitting outside the door of the place on the sidewalk in a chair playing guitar and singing. He was unbelievably fat and was quite drunk every time. He's been there every year since who knows when..he is a legend and he sings about blowjobs in heaven
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the three years i went to state with our cross country team in high school we always went to this italian resteraunt in nashville (twas a tradition). And EVERY time there was always the same guy sitting outside the door of the place on the sidewalk in a chair playing guitar and singing. He was unbelievably fat and was quite drunk every time. He's been there every year since who knows when..he is a legend and he sings about blowjobs in heaven
See that's what I'm talking about!

I think it's about time I made something of my life. I'm moving to Memphis. Later.
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and also we play tag on a few blocks in nashville while we wait to be seated and all the homeless guys tell us where the "its" went
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Its illegal for people to stop or stand on the street corner here in my town, and people will still stand on the side of a highway and a major road, but the County line is the middle of the road so they will sit on the north side and the rich people will stop and give them some change, and when they see a police officer they will get up and walk 5-10 feet onto the other side of the street so they cant get into trouble because its in another county. some of them are real homeless, but most just are lazy white trash that will sit there and do nothing for money.
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No...he is a man-whore. He pimps himself out to all the ladies. I heard Michael's girlfriend is one of his regulars.

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roflmao you forgot about your own g/f?!!!! roflmao
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I think you mean girls instead of ladies... there is a difference.
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