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Old 10-03-2003, 01:02 AM   #1
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Extinct Insect.. at least, it is now

I just wanted to start off that, in my 20 years, I have never seen anything close to what I saw tonight.

So the guys and I were just hanging out at Pro-Drag, shootin' the ****. We were kickin' it outside, and I was leaning on my friend's car when suddenly, one of the guys standing next to me just started throwin' his flip flop around.. I'm like, "Dude, wtf are you doing?" and then I look down, and THERE'S THIS HUGE BIRD-INSECT FLOPPING AROUND BY MY FOOT.. We take a closer inspection of it after he beats it up some more with a slipper (that ***** was a champ.. took about 3 smacks with an object that was about twice as big.. yes TWICE AS BIG), and I couldn't believe my eyes.

I have never seen such a creature. The ***** was about three quarters the size of my hand, it had a thin body like a locust, but it didn't have transparent rings. It looked like it had feathered wings like a bird. We kept looking at it, it was twitching, and we flipped it over. The thing started running on it's last nerve. It was crawling, jumpin' all sorts of bull****, so the guy flipped it back over.

He bent down to look at it.. and it started moving one tiny arm like it was waving at him.. so we waved back.

Anyway, I bend down a little bit to stare at it, and I notice there's something coming out of it's mouth.. it looks like a g'damn wire! I start to say something, and turn around to see my friends' reaction, AND THOSE *****ES WERE ACROSS THE PARKING LOT BEHIND A TRUCK!

After further inspection, and a few jokes about how the Bird-Insect took out American Bald Eagles and fought dogs for leisure, one of the dudes there poured some paint thinner on it and then burned it. I think he kept it somewhere at the shop.. and I told them to put it in the showcase and charge $5 to see it... like on Jeepers Creepers 2. I don't think they did that but hey that's a great idea.

The point of the whole story? I think we just killed the last one of it's kind.. because good lord I have never seen that in my life. Poor thing.
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so was it long sort of elongated football shape, dusty grey brown color, legs that seem to small for the body and they waddle when they walk and wings the same color as the body but there are line in it giving the appearance of feathers
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so was it long sort of elongated football shape, dusty grey brown color, legs that seem to small for the body and they waddle when they walk and wings the same color as the body but there are line in it giving the appearance of feathers
i think thats what hes saying, what kinda bug is it?
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During that whole story I was expecting DE to say "AND HERE IT IS" and scan in some squished creature.
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During that whole story I was expecting DE to say "AND HERE IT IS" and scan in some squished creature.
Me too. Maybe he was too busy taking pictures of his stock probe.
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I was a little dissapointed to hear they creamated it.
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During that whole story I was expecting DE to say "AND HERE IT IS" and scan in some squished creature.
I actually tried to take pics of th bastard... but it was too dark
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Me too. Maybe he was too busy taking pictures of his stock probe.
its not stock its got the ABCDEFG motor out of his old car.
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