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Old 07-28-2006, 10:53 PM   #1
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Mississippi redneck

I got a kick out of this...

A Mississippi redneck was stopped by a game warden in East
Mississippi recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a river
well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you
have a license to catch those fish?"

"Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?"
"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take 'em home."

"That's a bunch of BS! Fish can't do that!"

The redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"

The redneck poured the fish into the river and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

" Well, what?" said the redneck.
"When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH!"
"What fish?"

Moral:

We in Mississippi may not be as smart as some, but we ain't as dumb as most.

You smart ones have a good day.
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Re: Mississippi redneck



you speak tha truth thar boy.

I tell you whut.

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Re: Mississippi redneck

Hell, ****in' yeah. That's all I gots to say.
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Re: Mississippi redneck

Haha...I carried some air force guys from around the country out to a bar here. They were cracking up about the accents, so after they got a little drunk I put the accent on hard and heavy. They spent the rest of the night trying to mimik the southern accent. Was quite funny...

O yeh....air force guys can't drink lol.
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must have been some officers, or a career field that wasnt maintenance or cops...maintenance and cops are some drinkers...i cant keep up with my shop chief, i know that much
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