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Old 08-09-2006, 09:22 PM   #1
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(Must Read Out Loud)

1. That's not right- Sum Ting Wong
2. Are you harbouring a fugitive- Hu Yu Hai Ding
3. See me ASAP- Kum Hia
4. Stupid Man- Dum Fuk
5. Small Horse- Tai Ni Po Ni
6. Did you go to the beach- Wai Yu So Tan
7. I bumped the coffee table- Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8. I think you need a face lift- Chin Tu Fat
9. It's very dark in here- Wai So Dim
10. I thought you were on a diet- Wai Yu Mun Ching
11. This is a tow away zone- No Pah King
12. Our meeting is scheduled for next week- Wai Yu Kum Nao
13. Staying out of sight- Lei Ying Lo
14. He's cleaning his automobile- Wa Shing Ka
15. Your body odour is offensive- Yu Stin Ki Pu
16. Great- Fa Kin Su Pah
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Those are great
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Old 08-09-2006, 09:41 PM   #4
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How about this one.



No speakah de' English

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell "Mississippi'."
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Nice.
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No speakah de' English

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell "Mississippi'."

hahaha
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^ x2..

and oddly, I've never heard that one before.

nice.
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:rofl: :rofl:
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Those are too funny
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