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Old 08-10-2006, 10:21 AM   #1
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A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife
asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the
side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was,
and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it
with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it."
"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.
"But what about the smell?"
"Just hold its nose."
The man is expected to recover,
but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.

At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.
When Carl was finished, Mary asked "How much for the teapot?"
Carl replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!"
"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Her husband had sent her to buy, Carl
went to the back room to find it.
From the back room Carl yelled, "Mary , you wanna screw for that
hinge? Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."

This is why you can't send a woman to a hardware store.


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lmao good shyt
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