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Old 08-13-2006, 03:43 PM   #1
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A Tale of Two Whales

Two whales, a male and female, are swimming off the
coast of Japan when the male whale looks up and sees
the whaling ship that killed his father five years earlier.
Excited at the opportunity to avenge his father's death,
the male whale says to the female, "Let's go underneath
the ship and blow air through our blow holes. That
ought to knock their boat over, and make them think
twice about killing innocent whales." The female whale
agrees, and the plan worked perfectly. Once the whaling
ship had completely sunk, the male whale notices that
most of the sailors were making their way back to the
shore by either swimming or using lifeboats. Not willing
to let them get away so easily, the male whale yells,
"They're going to shore - Let's go gobble them up!"
Just then, the female whale becomes less cooperative:
"HEY!", she says, "I agreed to the blow job, but there
is NO WAY I'm swallowing seamen!"
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Re: A Tale of Two Whales

hahaha

so predictable
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Ewww
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hahaha

so predictable
yeah you kinda knew there was gonna be a seamen reference.
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har har.

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:rofl: :rofl:
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Re: A Tale of Two Whales

predictable but still funny
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