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Old 08-22-2006, 05:39 PM   #1
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God sent a marine

MARINES are always taught:


1. Keep your priorities in order, and

2. Know when to act without hesitation.

A MARINE was attending some college courses between assignments.
He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
One of the courses was taught by a brain-damaged, neo-commie, liberal ***-licker, professor who was an avowed
atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day he shocked the class when
he came in, looked up towards the ceiling, and flatly stated, "God,
if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.
I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten
minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm
still waiting."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the MARINE got up
from his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him,
knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The
MARINE went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other
students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in
silence.

The professor eventually came to, and, noticeable shaken, looked at
the MARINE and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why
did you do that?"

The MARINE calmly replied, "God was too busy today taking care of
America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid
**** and act like an *******. So, He sent me."
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Old 08-22-2006, 06:37 PM   #2
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That is retarded, sorry.
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bad day huh
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I liked it.
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Re: God sent a marine

One day I was all out of Fritos. So I went to the cabinet, knowing that I wouldn't find anything I really wanted...

And whaddya know. I opened the cabinet, and there they were. Fritos. God sent me Fritos.

I liked it too, but my story is obviously better.
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yay for email chainletters.
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hey I chuckled. If that happens in any of my classes I'll do it
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bad day huh
Nope, just stupid.
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yay for email chainletters.
Yeah, heard it before too.
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i hadn't seen it before
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was the professor from surprize
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