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Old 08-29-2006, 02:58 PM   #1
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Subject: FW: A Pattern?



INTERESTING HISTORY TEST



Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple-choice

test.

The events are actual cuts from past history.

They actually happened!!!



Do you remember?



1. In 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by

a. Superman

b. Jay Leno

c. Harry Potter

d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40



2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by

a. Olga Corbett

b. Sitting Bull

c. ArnoldSchwarzenegger

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40



3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:

a. Lost Norwegians

b. Elvis

c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40





4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:

a. John Dillinger

b. The King of Sweden

c. The Boy Scouts

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40



5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:

a. A pizza delivery boy

b. Pee Wee Herman

c. Geraldo Rivera

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40



6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old

American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:

a. The Smurfs

b. Davy Jones

c. The Little Mermaid

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40









7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying

to rescue passengers was murdered by:

a. Captain Kidd

b. Charles Lindberg

c. Mother Teresa

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40





8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:

a. Scooby Doo

b. The Tooth Fairy

c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40





9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:

a. Richard Simmons

b. Grandma Moses

c. Michael Jordan

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40





10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:

a. Mr. Rogers

b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems

c. The World Wrestling Federation

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40





11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to

take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into

the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers.

Thousands of people were killed by:

a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd

b. The Supreme Court of Florida

c. Mr. Bean

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40





12. 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:

a. Enron

b. The LutheranChurch

c. The NFL

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40





13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:

a. Bonnie and Clyde

b. Captain Kangaroo

c. Billy Graham

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40











Nope, .....I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?





So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics

intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed

to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old

women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret

agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old

Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning and former Governor

Joe Foss. But leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because

of profiling.
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**** the male muslims between age 17 and 40!!!!
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I'm offended.
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Old 08-29-2006, 05:00 PM   #5
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Poor little Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40. They just don't want to be Profiled.















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Bobby Kennedy was shot by a Muslim?????

I always thought he was shot by someone similar to who his brother was shot by....

*edit* oh, I think I remember now, he had some sort of weird but catchy name....
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That's right. Like Suran wrap
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i spelled it wrong btw, but I fixed it
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Poor Kids being profiled I only have one thought on the subject :ar15: Kill 'em all
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Its all an urban legend.
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Bobby and John still meet up with Dale Earnheart Sr. to play poker every night at Graceland.

Elvis makes for one helluva host apparently, if you can invited to his secret parties....
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did you know the word parties and panties are only off by one letter... strange??? or perhaps ment to be???
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Uh, you can add today's attack in San Francisco. Muslim male between 17 and 40 decided to drive his car down the sidewalk and hit innocent people. The media isn't calling it a terrorist attack, but we know better. :drive:
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did you know the word parties and panties are only off by one letter... strange??? or perhaps ment to be???
So is "ment" and meant....
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