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Old 09-16-2006, 01:50 PM   #1
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Funny Incident from Last Night

So i just have to tell this story cause its seriously one of the funniest things to happen in some time...

So last night my boy had a decent get together at his house and all so we go get drunk, smoke some weed you know whatever have a good time. Late at night theres the last of us on his porch smoking an L and we see some bitties walk by that were going to the bootlegger and there like hey you guys got any beer or anything and we're like yeah come on up so they come up they drink smoke with us all is good.

Then this one chick grabs one of my buddies and brings him into the bathroom and then out of no where shes like i want you to **** me right here right now. My boy was beyond shocked and he's like what, she then pulls her pants down and shes like look at this ***** i want your cock in me. My boy was like whoa I dunno i barely know you, but how about this go to the bootlegger get me something and then we talk when you get back. So after that they come back to the porch and shes gets her friends they go.

Well i left cause it was late as **** but just a few mins ago I call him up and ask if she came back and he's lik eoh yeah she def did and i was like so what happen in his exact words "dude you'd never guess wtf happen, we drink what we got and shes got my cock in her hand ready to blow me and then right before shes about to blow she looks at me and says you know this is gonna be 15 bucks right"

He then proceeded to throw her out the house after that

Im here dying laughing still, what sucks is they were actually decent looking and at least 21

Just had to share
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Old 09-16-2006, 01:59 PM   #3
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ahahahaha your friend hooked up with a hooker!?! bahahahhaha


well... almost...
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ahahahaha your friend hooked up with a hooker!?! bahahahhaha


well... almost...
haha dude its just one of those things im never gonna let him live down EVER

ah man im seriously just bout to go to their house just to make fun of him
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And what part of town do you live in?
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Ya'll wasted ya'll **** on some whores, and didn't even **** nothing.
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And what part of town do you live in?
me i live right outside the city in a nice ghetto town for sure

The home of daytime drivebys....i think we just had like our 22nd murder like last week

gotta love it :yank:
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Ya'll wasted ya'll **** on some whores, and didn't even **** nothing.
meh wasnt my beer

the weed is a differ story but it was a fat L i was already stoned from early that night so i can share as the old motto goes a friend with weed is a friend indeed

plus i have awesome gf that takes cares of my needs i was all set wit that
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shoulda ****ed her when he had the chance lol
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I woulda got the BJ first and then kicked her out without the money.
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I woulda got the BJ first and then kicked her out without the money.


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I woulda got the BJ first and then kicked her out without the money.
I with ya on that one
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