So i just have to tell this story cause its seriously one of the funniest things to happen in some time...
So last night my boy had a decent get together at his house and all so we go get drunk, smoke some weed you know whatever have a good time. Late at night theres the last of us on his porch smoking an L and we see some bitties walk by that were going to the bootlegger and there like hey you guys got any beer or anything and we're like yeah come on up so they come up they drink smoke with us all is good.
Then this one chick grabs one of my buddies and brings him into the bathroom and then out of no where shes like i want you to **** me right here right now. My boy was beyond shocked and he's like what, she then pulls her pants down and shes like look at this ***** i want your cock in me. My boy was like whoa I dunno i barely know you, but how about this go to the bootlegger get me something and then we talk when you get back. So after that they come back to the porch and shes gets her friends they go.
Well i left cause it was late as **** but just a few mins ago I call him up and ask if she came back and he's lik eoh yeah she def did and i was like so what happen in his exact words "dude you'd never guess wtf happen, we drink what we got and shes got my cock in her hand ready to blow me and then right before shes about to blow she looks at me and says you know this is gonna be 15 bucks right"
He then proceeded to throw her out the house after that
Im here dying laughing still, what sucks is they were actually decent looking and at least 21
Just had to share