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Old 09-20-2006, 01:27 PM   #1
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haha found this kinda funny

Man Said He Was Performing Ritual

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What religion would have a man licking a woman's feet at Wal-Mart?

Police in Perry, Ga., are investigating a report of a man who claimed he was performing a religious ritual at Wal-Mart. A woman said that he kissed her feet.

Perry police Capt. Heath Dykes said an 80-year-old woman was shopping at Wal-Mart when she "stumbled upon" the floor of the curtain aisle, according to The Charlotte Observer

She told police that she apologized for stepping on the man's finger, at which point he responded by saying he was participating in a religious ritual and needed her help, the paper reported.

The Observer reported that the woman said she was alarmed, so she complied when the man told her to stand on his hands and spit. He then allegedly began to lick the shopper's feet.

A security officer at Wal-Mart happened upon the "religious ritual" and confronted the man, who the security guard said resembled the photo of a man who had done the same type of "ritual" in another Wal-Mart.

The man told the officer that he was performing a ritual and then ran off, the guard said.

The guard said that the woman, who was not harmed, "was really embarrassed," the paper reported. "It was so bizarre," Dykes said.

He said that police are trying to find what code section applies, in order to file charges.

"We've entitled it public indecency at this time but we haven't had a chance to do the research on whether it would fall under any criminal act. It's definitely bizarre," Dykes told the Observer.
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i dont' associate georgia with louisiana as... "south"
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Georgia is south.
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I'd say Scientology
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Georgia is the best place in the south to be in, but folks from Perry are odd. I live about 40 minutes from there and there are some crazy people there.
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i bet they are odd
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Georgia is the best place in the south to be in, but folks from Perry are odd. I live about 40 minutes from there and there are some crazy people there.
Bama's better, but GA is right up there... Now those bayou folks. they are a different breed.
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and we poor Missippians are just caught in the middle.

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and we poor Missippians are just caught in the middle.

ha, poor is right!!
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true.

I shouldn't even be in school right now, I should be working to help pay for rent and things that my parents insist on paying.. but they need that money more than I do.

but alas, some people won't let me get a job.. so whatever.. I'll be poor for a while.
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I'd say Scientology
I don't know if kissing feet is part of it, but Tom Cruise can sure kiss my ***. At least Texas is deep south. Georgia is too far east for me to consider them part of the south.
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Re: You Southners Are Weird

haha 2: Thats some wierd **** there. PA got alot of wierd people too.
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haha you guys are funny making boundaries of whats actually south and not
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Do you people not listen to Rap?

Georgia is part of the "Dirty South"

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I don't know if kissing feet is part of it, but Tom Cruise can sure kiss my ***. At least Texas is deep south. Georgia is too far east for me to consider them part of the south.
Texas? Deep South?

That's gotta be the funniest **** I've ever heard.

Texas is about as Deep South as North Dakota.
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Stumpy, have you ever actually been to the south?
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texas is not south nor north they are in their own realm of existance (or at least they think they are...)
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Stumpy, have you ever actually been to the south?
Well last I checked Houston is in Texas and Texas is in the south.
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South Carolina is as good a place as any in the South, but I have a lot of love for Geogia too, because that where I spent most of my teenage years, and Valdosta is about as South as it gets without going to Florida.
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Well last I checked Houston is in Texas and Texas is in the south.
Well, Texas was part of the CSA, so I guess its part of the south but I don't really consider it part of "the south".
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true.

I shouldn't even be in school right now, I should be working to help pay for rent and things that my parents insist on paying.. but they need that money more than I do.

but alas, some people won't let me get a job.. so whatever.. I'll be poor for a while.
Don't you even start...
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The Texas east of San Antonio I would consider the South. After San Antonio its the Southwest. Thats were it goes from being Green to Desert.
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What Ga is as southern as it gets But Yet I havent had anyone lick my feet yet in wal-mart.
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just because you live in a big city... that don't mean you're not deep south

BBunt... as far as im concerned miami is deep south, so is jacksonville, atlanta, b-ham, mobile, orlando, nashville, memphis, new orleans, dallas, houston, auston, even shreveport.

oh and I appoligize for omitting mississippi... but you guys don't seem to have anything resembeling a metro
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Are we arguing whose more southern??? omgosh.... Redneck is southern isnt it
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you guys crack me up

please continue argueing whos more of southern state please
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Alabama > *

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Georgia is part of the "Dirty South"

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you guys crack me up

please continue argueing whos more of southern state please
We need something to keep us busy because our states don't sue huge companies, we don't pay outrageous prices for gas or houses, and we don't have to replace the rusty panels on our cars.
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Like I said, Middle Georgia is full of morons. I live a block from the hospital, I should go check on him, lol.
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If the qualification for being southern is having morons, remember, we do drop our cheerleaders on their heads on the concrete live on the news.
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texas is not the south it is its own nation and has its own type of retards.
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I'm actually glad we're not our own nation. If they had let us suceed from the US, I would be really worried about the candidates we have for president considering who we have running for governor. Damn scary. But our retards do stand alone!
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If the qualification for being southern is having morons, remember, we do drop our cheerleaders on their heads on the concrete live on the news.
If that were the qualification, California would be the biggest hick state in the nation.
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