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Old 10-09-2006, 03:44 PM   #1
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haha i found this quite funny. just a little something to laugh at

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The Terrell Owens-Donovan McNabb feud hit a manly new high last week over a cell phone text message, the form of communication used mostly by 16-year-old girls.

Scary T.O.!McNabb said he sent a text to his former receiver to wish him well after his overdose scare. Owens claimed he never got a message.

But yesterday these two great warriors of the gridiron finally hooked up via text message. And thanks to a friend of mine who works at a cell phone company, I was able to get my hands on the transcript of Owens' and McNabb's messages during yesterday's Eagles-Cowboys game.


4:10 p.m.
McNabb: Good luck 2day … not


T.O.: Can't txt. My cell battery is low


T.O.: Nevermind. A fan just hit me w a battery. I'll use that


5:56 p.m.
McNabb: Ha-ha. Zero catches at halftime. Now don't go OD on painkillers


T.O.: That's insensitive. Many Eagles fans are probably on painkillers


McNabb: Good point. Sorry


T.O.: Kidding. That's not what happened anyway. I had 2 go 2 the hospital cuz I ate a can of your nasty soup. Tell them every can should come w a free stomach pump


McNabb: Don't make me have my mom give u a beatdown. We both know she could


6:15 p.m.
McNabb: My coach says 2 ask your coach if they're still on for the cheesesteak buffet after the game


T.O.: Let me ask


T.O.: He says yes. Says that's the whole reason he made the trip


6:43 p.m.
McNabb: Nice drop on that last pass, moron


T.O.: Tnx. I got so used 2 playing w u that I'm still not used 2 having passes hit me in the hands


6:58 p.m.
T.O.: I thought u should know that your backup qb stares at your butt when you are behind center


McNabb: Enough with that. Grow up. Jeff Garcia is dating a Playboy model


T.O.: AJ Feeley is not dating a Playboy model

7:12 p.m.
T.O.: Are u going 2 buy my children's book about sharing for your kids?


McNabb: No


T.O.: Y?


McNabb: Because I hate u


T.O.: Then u probably won't like my next children's book about sharing. It's about a chubby, out of shape qb named Little D who shares with his teammates that he's nervous about the big game by throwing up on them in the huddle


McNabb: I really, really despise u


7:44 p.m.
McNabb: Ha ha u lost. LOL


T.O.: Who knew there are qbs worse than u? I should have done some research. I need a new agent
ESPN.com: Page 2 : McNabb, T.O. love to text
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lol haha i dunno if thats serious or not but its pretty dam funny.
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That is hilarious. It wouldnt surprise me one bit
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Come on now u dont seriously think during the middle of the game they would be txting each other now
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Yes.
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