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Old 10-17-2006, 02:44 PM   #36
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*jumps in jeep and heads east on* Ill be there in about 4 hours... probably less.
I dont think shes a lesbian... maybe find another ride beyond the jeep?
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I dont think shes a lesbian... maybe find another ride beyond the jeep?
You don't even know what you are talking about, ladies love the jeep.
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Have you ever questioned these "ladies'" sexual preference?
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Man... I always miss the good threads. Don't you people ever work or anything?

BTW, yeah "Sexylil66" (if that is indeed your name...), next time you're having sex with your boyfriend/husband/whatever, stick your finger up his ***. Hell, three of 'em. He'll probably wanna have sex a lot more after that. Just a hunch.

Another thing you could try is cutting your hair really short, never wearing makeup, wearing guys jeans... and buying a Jeep. It works for Nate.
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Man... I always miss the good threads. Don't you people ever work or anything?

BTW, yeah "Sexylil66" (if that is indeed your name...), next time you're having sex with your boyfriend/husband/whatever, stick your finger up his ***. Hell, three of 'em. He'll probably wanna have sex a lot more after that. Just a hunch.

Another thing you could try is cutting your hair really short, never wearing makeup, wearing guys jeans... and buying a Jeep. It works for Nate.


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Man... I always miss the good threads. Don't you people ever work or anything?

BTW, yeah "Sexylil66" (if that is indeed your name...), next time you're having sex with your boyfriend/husband/whatever, stick your finger up his ***. Hell, three of 'em. He'll probably wanna have sex a lot more after that. Just a hunch.

Another thing you could try is cutting your hair really short, never wearing makeup, wearing guys jeans... and buying a Jeep. It works for Nate.
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It is apparent I am fighting a loseing battle here. Out of all the leg humpers on this site, I am the one that is chosen to be beaten to a pulp whenever I think about approaching a leg. Therefore, I hearby retire from leg humping. I suppose now I will just have to go out and find a real girl (like that would really happen)



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I'm sorry Nate...

We all know that your hair isn't all that short, you do use a little blush and eye shadow on occasion, and you wear girls jeans. I was just playing around.
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You don't even know what you are talking about, ladies love the jeep.
actually my bf has a '94 wrangler. talk about :michael:
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I'm sorry Nate...

We all know that your hair isn't all that short, you do use a little blush and eye shadow on occasion, and you wear girls jeans. I was just playing around.
wow...oh and my names savannah not sexylil66 idiot. And no I will not stick my finger(s) up his ***. you know he'd probably leave me if he saw this thread y'all are gonna get me in trouble.
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actually my bf has a '94 wrangler. talk about :michael:
I don't see how that is gay. Although the square eye jeep owners, I have found, are a little wierd, doesn't mean he is gay. He is gay because he won't sleep with you. I don't care if my dog died, parents disowned me, my house burned down, my jeep blew up, and i lost a leg, I would still be in the mood to sleep with a hottie like you.
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haha well i am glad someone wants to hump me.
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haha well i am glad someone wants to hump me.
I'd hump you too if you weren't always so mean to me...
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I'd hump you too if you weren't always so mean to me...
Not mean...controlling. lol
aww lil baby do i hurt your lil feelings? Okay Okay...I'm sorry, i feel bad when people tell me i'm mean :cop:
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I don't know what I would do with myself if I had a girlfriend that was actually nice to me.
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haha bbunt got pwned. cmon man, WWSLJD in this occasion?
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Wow this thread has gone to a true ME level
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haha bbunt got pwned. cmon man, WWSLJD in this occasion?
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PS. I'm still not over this. I'm going to buy some emo kid clothes later. Now excuse me whilst I go download some Fall Out Boy.
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You don't even know what you are talking about, ladies love the jeep.
do those ladies have mullets? cause if so, i don't think they want u then nate lol
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do those ladies have mullets? cause if so, i don't think they want u then nate lol
Or do they and are they really women??? 2:
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do those ladies have mullets? cause if so, i don't think they want u then nate lol
I can't take this anymore!!!! :suicide:
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Aww...don't do that. It's okay, i think we can forgive the fact that you drive a jeep..and the fact that you like to dress up and wear blush.. We all like to be around you and hear about your taste in mullets, I mean women...
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Aww...don't do that. It's okay, i think we can forgive the fact that you drive a jeep..and the fact that you like to dress up and wear blush.. We all like to be around you and hear about your taste in mullets, I mean women...
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Aww don't cry! now your going to make me sad. Just smile and Be happy...I'm talking to you! haha
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Fine then.
Hahahaha, I'm just messin. I get no respect around here, I am used to it. Doesn't bother me at all. Besides, with your logic on guys driving jeeps, you would be the mullet haird dyke your gay boyfriend is with.
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He's not gay!!! He's just not in the "right" mind set...ever and sorry no mullet, but i am a dyke...kidding!
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He's not gay!!! He's just not in the "right" mind set...ever and sorry no mullet, but i am a dyke...kidding!
I just don't get how he isn't ever in the right mindset. Maybe he is afraid to have sex with you. Are you real rough? Do you bite too hard maybe? If thats the case, I'll be there in 3 hours....
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Haha I might bite, not hard, but i am rough. Am i kidding? Who knows. I've even met him at the door in lengeire before and nothing. So i am used to it by now.
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