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Old 10-17-2006, 10:58 AM   #1
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Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight Look how many calories you can burn:

TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES
With her agreement - 12 cal
Without her agreement - 187 cal

TAKING OFF THE BRA
With both hands - 8 cal
With one hand - 12 cal
With one hand being slapped - 37 cal
With the mouth - 85 cal

PUTTING ON THE CONDOM
With erection - 6 cal
Without erection - 315 cal

PRELIMINARIES
Trying to find the clitoris - 8 cal
Trying to find G spot - 92 cal
Without caring at all - 0 cal

WHEN DOING IT
Holding her up - 12 cal
Just on the floor - 8 cal

POSITIONS
Daddy-mummy - 12 cal
69 laying - 8 cal
69 standing up - 112 cal
Trolley - 216 cal
Italian chandelier - 912 cal

HAVING AN ORGASM
Real - 112 cal
Fake - 315 cal

POST ORGASM
Staying in bed - 8 cal
Jumping off the bed - 36 cal
Explaining why you jumped off the bed -816 cal

GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION
Between 16 and 19 years of age -12 cal
from 20 to 29 - 36 cal
from 30 to 39 - 108 cal
from 40 to 49 - 324 cal
from 50 to 59 - 972 cal
over 60 - 2916 cal

PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES
Quietly - 32 cal
Being in a hurry - 98 cal
With her husband opening the door- 218 cal
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My ex gf always told me that we needed to do it 2 times a day so id live 7 years longer... :dunno:
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How come i am still 200 pounds then2:

Oh yeah im married
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How come i am still 200 pounds then2:

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How come i am still 200 pounds then2:

Oh yeah im married
That's why us married men get girlfriends. It's a two fold thing. The gf gives more sex and when the wife finds out, you run off the rest. :approve:
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That's why us married men get girlfriends. It's a two fold thing. The gf gives more sex and when the wife finds out, you run off the rest. :approve:
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Wtf is a trolley and an italian chandalier? :hmm: And btw i dunno what kinda girls yall date, marry, etc. I am lucky if i get it once a week, and I am the who is wanting, and initiating it like 99% of the time with my bf.
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Wtf is a trolley and an italian chandalier? :hmm: And btw i dunno what kinda girls yall date, marry, etc. I am lucky if i get it once a week, and I am the who is wanting, and initiating it like 99% of the time with my bf.
2: You have trouble getting your bf to have sex with you.

Maybe you need a new bf.
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Wtf is a trolley and an italian chandalier? :hmm: And btw i dunno what kinda girls yall date, marry, etc. I am lucky if i get it once a week, and I am the who is wanting, and initiating it like 99% of the time with my bf.
He's gay and you're just his cover
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Why is that not the first time that i've heard that he's gay. He told me that he's either not in the "right" mind set, or his testosterone level is low. Oh an stumpy I will be there ummm 9pm tonight. and bring pink champange.
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Guys are always in the right mindset.

Always.

We were born ready to ****.
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Anything else that you would like? Just say the word and poof, it is yours.
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A little blunt, but horrifically true!
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Anything else that you would like? Just say the word and poof, it is yours.
haha thanks...I know guys are born ready to ****...I'm not an idiot, y'all are all just a bunch of horny animals ready to pounce. lol
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All of us... except your bf right?
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haha thanks...I know guys are born ready to ****...I'm not an idiot, y'all are all just a bunch of horny animals ready to pounce. lol
Not horny, just eager to please. If you consider that horny well then I guess I am. I am just a giving person. I'll give it to you on the bed, kitchen floor, living room floor, shower...
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the couch, in the pool. That's my favorite place, the pool. And the hot tub.
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behind the local police dept. But I digress.
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Wow stumpy i never knew you were that way. hmm...:evan:
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Ahh...yes....the pool.
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Why is that not the first time that i've heard that he's gay. He told me that he's either not in the "right" mind set, or his testosterone level is low.
He says he's not in the right mind set, his testosterone level is low.

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:chin: Damn you really do need some. The guy looks like a stoned white ape with a heart shaped nose.
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:chin: Damn you really do need some. The guy looks like a stoned white ape with a heart shaped nose.
Yes but I am cute and cuddly.
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hahaha funny thread for sure

we get how we lose calories, find out Sexy bf is ghey, and that Stumpy like to do it anywhere he can get his dick hard at and where your legs are spread open

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Damn, I forgot about the 50 yard line at my old high school football stadium. Now that was fun.
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^^ ****... the legs dont even have to be open!
No, they can be bent over as well. No splitting the legs there.
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