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Old 10-27-2006, 07:07 PM   #1
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A Little Joke Every Man Can Relate To

A man looks at God and says, "Lord, I'm having a hard time believing in your existance." God looks back at him and says,"My son what can I do to prove to you that I am the all Mighty?" The man thinks for a minute and says, "Lord, I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I am afraid of sailing because I might sink and afraid to fly because I might crash. Build me a Bridge that spans from California to Hawaii so I can drive there." The Lord thinks for a minute and says, "That may be a little hard my son. Can you think of anything else that I can do?" The man hesitates and then says, "Lord I've always wondered what goes on inside a woman's mind. Tell me what makes them tick and how they think." God looks at the man and says... "Would you like that bridge two lanes or four?"
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Good stuff
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I actually heard that in church being told by the Pastor.
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Haha great joke.
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