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Old 11-09-2006, 12:55 PM   #1
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Bill Clinton was out jogging. When he was approaching a corner, he noticed that there was a woman standing there that was obviously a prostitute. As he got closer, she looked his way and hollered to him, " 50 dollars!" He looked at her and said, "Too much.... 5 dollars!" She shook her head and off he ran.

Every morning afterwards, it was the same routine, he'd jog by and she
would say "50 Dollars!" and he would holler back "5 Dollars!"

One morning, Hillary decided to go jogging with him. Bill was very
nervous about this since he had already cleared his jogging route with
the secret service. As they were approaching the corner, Bill was
nervously trying to think of what he was going to say to Hillary if the
prostitute called out to him again. Sure enough, he rounded the corner, and there stood the prostitute. He gritted his teeth, waiting for the comment, when she hollered to him, "See what you get for 5 dollars!"

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Old 11-09-2006, 02:23 PM   #3
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overpriced. hilary would have to pay me. and then i would still say no.

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Haha, I got a chuckle.
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