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Old 11-16-2006, 11:28 AM   #1
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Colonoscopies Are No Joke

But these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4.. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8.. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."
And the best one of all..

13.. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up here?"
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Haha those are pretty good!
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thanks for making me laugh in the middle of class!
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@ "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up here?"
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LMAO!
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Re: Colonoscopies Are No Joke

This is funny, but I'm freekin dreading that day. I've got to go for one next year. Getting old sucks.
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Ive had a doc's finger up my *** to check the prostate when my right nut inflamed to 3x its normal size. Its not fun guys, not at all.
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Ive had a doc's finger up my *** to check the prostate when my right nut inflamed to 3x its normal size. Its not fun guys, not at all.
So THAT explains it
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Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up here?"
That one cracks me up
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