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Old 11-28-2006, 02:41 PM   #1
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my future wifie Jessica Simpson might have a sex tape appearing soon on the grand ol internet

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Washington, Nov 28: It seems that Jessica Simpson will soon be keeping the likes of Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton company, for rumors are abuzz that a sex-tape of the singer is about to hit the internet.

Apparently the tape, that features the Dukes of Hazzard star and her former husband Nick Lachey, has landed in the hands of the very same people who also put Pamela Anderson and then hubby Tommy Lee’s romp on the net.

Rumors are also abuzz that the individuals are ready to keep the sex tape out of the public domain if Simpson agrees to cough up a certain amount of money.

A source revealed to Britain's Daily Sport newspaper that the ‘Public Affair’ singer is “horrified” that her name is being linked to a sex tape, for she had always been the epitome of “morals and principles”.

"Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles," the Post Chronicle quoted the source, as telling the paper.

Simpson and Lachey wed in October, 2002, but three years down the line, the marriage had collapsed.

The couple officially announced their separation in November 2005, after months of tabloid speculation. Their divorce was finalized on June 30, 2006.

Jessica Simpson reportedly told Jane magazine in October of 2006 that she knew her marriage to Nick Lachey was over when he refused to join her on a charity trip to Africa, even though it was on their third wedding anniversary.

Both stars have moved on however. While Lachey is now dating MTV presenter Vanessa Minnillo, she has been seen dining with on/off lover John Mayer again. (ANI)
Now, a Jessica Simpson sex tape surfaces!
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i bet it ends up just like britney's unfortunately...
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If that ever got out... I would die a happy man.
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seriously ^ that is no lie right there
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If that ever got out... I would die a happy man.
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Please, everyone go home tonight and pray to your god that the tape will come out.
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If you find it... There better be a post... The first to post it will get a high five if i ever meet them..Lol
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dont ya worry if anything is found it'll prolly be me posting it im ontop of this ****
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Sounds too good to be true...like that company knows she will want to keep her name clean and is basically blackmailing her. I wouldn't be shocked to see charges come of this if the company is truly saying "We will release unless you pay us....1 meeeeeelion dollars...muhahahahahahaha" /dr. evil ....
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I would get the money from her and give a copy to someone and let them post it....
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hell yeah... when that comes on the net... i'll be watching it
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wouldnt mind a lohan video myself...
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Yea, but who in their right mind would mind?

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dont ya worry if anything is found it'll prolly be me posting it im ontop of this ****
you are just the perv, i mean man, for the job. don't let us down.

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wouldnt mind a lohan video myself...
+1 x infinity.

have you seen her nipple slip in the silver dress. :drool:
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hell yeah... when that comes on the net... i'll be watching it

i will be doin more than watching it

the gf cant come over every night
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you are just the perv, i mean man, for the job. don't let us down.
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i will be doin more than watching it

the gf cant come over every night
this man speakth the truth
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I think i will have to agree with Kyle...There are more on here who are thinkin the same way... Just wont speak up...
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I think i will have to agree with Kyle...There are more on here who are thinkin the same way... Just wont speak up...
I would figure it would just be a known concept...something that didn't require saying. lol
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I would figure it would just be a known concept...something that didn't require saying. lol
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like the old saying goes...

you show me a man that hasn't masturbated and i'll show you a man with no hands.

did i fail to mention that i type with my toes.
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